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Pocahontas receives firmly planted opinion on clothing item [Dialogue 500 Contest Entry] |
Co-Winner for "The Dialogue 500" ![]() Prompt: You commune with nature, and are able to hear it just like Pocahauntus. You paint with all the colors of the wind, chatting away with the local flora and fauna. Word Count: 334 âGood morning, Fern.â âYo, Pokey! Wassup, girl? You lookinâ hot today! Damn!â âOh, youâre always so kind. Iâm looking for Raccoon. Have you seen him this morning already?â âGirl, that fool be up all night. Doinâ it up wit dat Squirrel chick. Ainât no way we gonna see that tail before noon.â âI see.â âWhat you want, girl? Maybe good olâ Fern can help.â âActually, I really need a guyâs opinion on this.â âHoney, Iâve been around the bush more times than I can shed my leaves. Anythinâ you need to know about guys, Fern can definitely help you.â âOh, okay. Well, you see, I want to give John Smith a present. SomethingâŚintimate. And I cannot decide which one of my two choices to give.â âWhat two choices?â âUm, boxers or briefs.â âWord?â âYes.â âGirl, why you gonna be askinâ Raccoon a question like that?â âWell, I figured since heâs a guy, heâll know what would suit, um, those parts better. You know, for comfort and all.â âListen âere, honey child. Fern is definitely gonna be your resource on this matter.â âOkay?â âSee, this is how you should think about it. When it comes time to doinâ the nasty, what you wanna be takinâ offa your man? Someâm clingy that youâd have to wriggle offa dat boney behind, or someâm that slides right off?â âWell, I wasnât quite thinking about the gift in that way.â âHoney, I wasnât planted yesterday. I know you got a sick mind under all that hair. Donât think I donât know about your liâl tumble in the teepee wit dat fine lookinâ village guard. Um-hmm.â âOh! I...didnât realize that was public knowledge! Well, then, I guess Iâll have to chooseâŚthe one that slides right off?â âHell yeah! Thatâs what Iâm talkinâ about. âCause in those two minutes that your boy is givinâ you some lovinâ, every second counts.â âT-Two minutes?â âGirl, I seen that white boy. Ainât no way he gonna last more than two minutesâŚâ |