On St. Patty's Day Driving

On St. Patty’s Day Driving


Saint Patrick’s day again.
And I’m afraid to drive.
It isn’t that I’m drunk,
No, I don’t drink. It’s just
That there are so many other

People that claim some
Affinity with the Irish,
Then use it as an excuse to get
Rip- roaring drunk!
I hate driving on the road with these
Cretins; I’m afraid some inebriated sot is going to
Kill me!
So…

Drive on St. Patrick’s day?
Are you kidding me? I’d rather wrestle a
Yeti!