Stupid Haikus

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Nature brings laughter
From the organic gardens
Hidden, illegal
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“Iraq has the bombs,”
Says the incompetent one
“Oops, just kidding ya’ll.”
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The rotten New World
With disgusting processed meats
Triggers gag reflex
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Her sweet words; rotten
Vulgarity oozing from
Tongue’s bloody tastebuds
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The shrieking Edward
With a space between each tooth
Inspires my bedtime
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