Written like a chat room with the characters, Harry, Ron, Hermione+ others. |
AOL host: Hermy_Granger01 has entered the room. Hermy_Granger01: Hi guys. BoyWhoLived: Hermione! Thank God youre here! Hermy_Granger01: Hehe. I’m happy to see you too!!! TheRedHed: we need you to settle an argument. Hermy_Granger01: ... Hermy_Granger01: Hermy_Granger01: What is it? TheRedHed: Harry, here, thinks someone can be born a werewolf. tell him he’s wrong. Hermy_Granger01: Well, I would if he was wrong. Hermy_Granger01: But he’s not. BoyWhoLived: HA! I TOLD you Ron! TheRedHed: what?! That’s a load of bullocks! TheRedHed: oh, shut up, Harry. Hermy_Granger01: It isn’t bullocks. Werewolves can have werewolf babies. Its not infrequent, actually. BoyWhoLived: ooh, yeah! im right! youre wrong! TheRedHed: shut it Harry!! TheRedHed: you’re pissing me off... Hermy_Granger01: Oh dear, now he’s going to go brood in a corner. *rolls eyes* BoyWhoLived: rofl TheRedHed: shove off! Hermy_Granger01: Seriously, Ron. Get over it. TheRedHead: you get over it, Hermione! AOL Host: TheRedHed has left the room. Hermy_Granger01: Oh, great. Hermy_Granger01: Now he really HAS gone to brood in a corner. Hermy_Granger01: He’s so aggravating. Hermy_Granger01:... Hermy_Granger01: Do you think I was too hard on him? Hermy_Granger01: Harry? Hermy_Granger01: Harry Potter, are you there! Hermy_Granger01:........ BoyWhoLived: sorry. BoyWhoLived: had to get munchies. Hermy_Granger01: ough. BoyWhoLived: wheers ron? Hermy_Granger01: He left. Hermy_Granger01: where’s* BoyWhoLived: .......did you just correct my typo? Hermy_Granger01: Yes. BoyWhoLived: why cant you do that for my essays at school?? BoyWhoLived: when you do it here its annoying. if you did it there Id love you. Hermy_Granger01: Hermy_Granger01: May I ask you something? BoyWhoLived: srue. BoyWhoLived: sure*** Hermy_Granger: Just what do you have against apostrophes? BoyWhoLived: BoyWhoLived: huh? AOL Host: TheRedHed has entered the room. BoyWhoLived: RON! *tackles* Hermy_Granger01: *sigh* Hermy_Granger01: nevermind TheRedHed: bloody muggle inventions. RedHed: it screwed up. Said I got disconnected. BoyWhoLived: lol BoyWhoLived: welcome bacl BoyWhoLived: back* TheRedHed: thanks TheRedHed: did I miss anything? BoyWhoLived: Hermione correcting my typos TheRedHed: >:( why doesn’t she do that at school?! BoyWhoLived: thats what I said!! Hermy_Granger01: Ouggggh! AOL Host: Mystical_Aura has entered the room TheRedHed: you’ve got to be kidding me. AOL Host: Quidditch_Witch has entered the room. BoyWhoLived: oh god... Hermy_Granger01: Hi Luna Hermy_Granger01: Hi Cho TheRedHed: why did you do that Hermione!? Quidditch_Witch: hey all! Mystical_Aura: hello Hermione Mystical_Aura: Harry... Mystical_Aura: Ronald. TheRedHed: don’t call me that. Mystical_Aura: why not? TheRedHed: Hermione, whyyyyyyy?! Hermy_Granger01: hehehe. Mystical_Aura: perhaps you’d prefer Ronnykins? Quidditch_Witch: lolololo TheRedHed: TheRedHed: where did you hear that? Mystical_Aura: Ginny. TheRedHead: I’ll kill her... AOL Host: TheRedHed has left the room. Hermy_Granger01: Oh, dear. Mystical_Aura: was it something I said? Quidditch_Witch: hey, where’s harry?? BoyWhoLived: Im hi. BoyWhoLived: I mean here BoyWhoLived: I mean hi BoyWhoLived: Im here. BoyWhoLived: >_< Quidditch_Witch: lmao Hermy_Granger01: Don’t hurt yourself, Harry. Mystical_Aura: perhaps he can’t help it. Mystical_Aura: i’ll look up your horoscope for you Harry. BoyWhoLived: gee... thanks. Mystical_Aura: anything for you, Harry. Mystical_Aura: brb Hermy_Granger01: I wonder if Ron’s coming back Quidditch_Witch: Ronnykins, lol BoyWhoLived: hahaha! Quidditch_Witch: lol BoyWhoLived: rofl Quidditch_Witch: lmao Hermy_Granger01: .... Hermy_Granger01: 0_0 Hermy_Granger01: Um... I’ll be right back, too. Hermy_Granger01: I’ve got to... uhm... do something. For a minute... AOL Host: Hermy_Granger01has left the room. Quidditch_Witch: so... BoyWhoLived: yeah. Quidditch_Witch: how’s life? BoyWhoLived: good. BoyWhoLived: great! BoyWhoLived: hows your life Quidditch_Witch: could be better... Quidditch_Witch: BoyWhoLived: oh sorry. Quidditch_Witch:.... Quidditch_Witch: that’s it? BoyWhoLived: huh? Quidditch_Witch: aren’t you going to ask me what’s wrong? BoyWhoLived:... BoyWhoLived: do you want me to? Quidditch_Witch: not any more! Quidditch_Witch: Harry Potter you’re soooo INSENSITIVE! Quidditch_Witch: GOODBYE BoyWhoLived: what?! wait a minute, hold on BoyWhoLived: dont go! Quidditch_Witch: see you at school, if I can’t help it!! AOL Host: Quidditch_Witch has left the room. AOL Host: TheRedHed has entered the room. BoyWhoLived: WHAT DID I DO WRONG>!!>!>!!!!<!??!! TheRedHed: back. i had a little talk with Gin... hehehe TheRedHed: Whoa... TheRedHed: what’s got you in a strop, mate? BoyWhoLived: ARGH!! *bangs head on desk* TheRedHed: what happened? Mystical_Aura: Cho thinks Harry’s INSENSITIVE. Mystical_Aura: all caps TheRedHed: you mean like Uncle Vernon in book five? BoyWhoLived: Luna, you were here?! Mystical_Aura: yeah TheRedHed: ouch... Mystical_Aura: and of course I was. It doesn’t take long to look up a horoscope. Mystical_Aura: especially not when all that horoscope says is, ‘Life is Peachy’ TheRedHed: lol Mystical_Aura: astrology is so wishy-washy. My father says not to believe a word of it. Harry’s life probably isn’t going to be peachy at all. the color i feel from him is kind of a greenish black... BoyWhoLived: why cant you just let something be good for once? Mystical_Aura: what? TheRedHed: what? BoyWhoLived: my horoscope is good so all of a sudden astrology is wishy-washy and we cant believe a word of it. BoyWhoLived: I WANT my horoscope to be good! TheRedHed: astrology was wishy-washy before your horoscope got read. AOL Host: Hermy_Granger01 has entered the room. BoyWhoLived: I BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY! Hermy_Granger01: back Hermy_Granger01: Oh, Harry, please tell me you’re kidding... Hermy_Granger01: astrology is so... TheRedHed: wishy-washy? =) Hermy_Granger01: Yes, to put it simply. It’s very wishy-washy. BoyWhoLived: not you too! The whole world is against me! BoyWhoLived: everybody wants me to fail!! Hermy_Granger01: Don’t do that, Harry Hermy_Granger01: You sound so emo BoyWhoLived: Im just being honest! everybody hates me and everyone expects me to fail. nobody ever believes in me! TheRedHed: what’s emo? Hermy_Granger01: short for emotional Mystical_Aura: emo’s are hott.... Hermy_Granger01: hehe Hermy_Granger01: yeah they are BoyWhoLived: oh... BoyWhoLived: does that mean Im hott? BoyWhoLived: hermione, does that mean im hott? TheRedHed: ...I’m kind of emotional... BoyWhoLived: come on hermione BoyWhoLived: am I hott????? Mystical_Aura: does it matter what she thinks, when Cho’s said you’re INSENSITIVE BoyWhoLived:.... Hermy_Granger01: Cho thinks Harry’s insensitive? Hermy_Granger01: when did that happen? BoyWhoLived: I think ill just kill myself now. BoyWhoLived: drink bleach or something... Mystical_Aura: ahh Mystical_Aura: the complex emotions of a troubled teenage mind... fascinating. TheRedHed: shut up Luna. Harry’s upset. Mystical_Aura: of course he is. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a leeftick in his brain. BoyWhoLived: TheRedHed: Hermy_Granger01: Mystical_Aura: a leeftick... Mystical_Aura: interesting creatures. I’ll explain what they do AOL Host: Mystical_Aura has been banned from the room by its owner. AOL Host: Mystical_Aura has left the room. TheRedHed: thanks Harry Hermy_Granger01: Harry, that wasn’t very nice. TheRedHed: no it wasn’t. RedHed: Thanks again, mate. BoyWhoLived: no problem. Hermy_Granger01: ough! You boys will be the death of me. TheRedHed: if we’re lucky. Hermy_Granger01: You’ll regret that last statement, Ronald Weasley! TheRedHed: I’m sure I won’t. BoyWhoLived: stop fighting guys. youre pissing me off Hermy_Granger01: Sorry.. TheRedHed: so you’re still with us, then, Harry? TheRedHed: the bleach hasn’t quite hit yet? BoyWhoLived: eeh... I decided not to do it. Hermy_Granger01: That’s great news! Hermy_Granger01: What changed your mind? BoyWhoLived: i dont want to die a virgin TheRedHed: ROFL TheRedHed: poor Harry Hermy_Granger01: I did NOT need to know that Harry. BoyWhoLived: you asked. Hermy_Granger01: ...Luna won’t stop Imming me. Hermy_Granger01: She wants to know why she got kicked out of the room. TheRedHed: LOL TheRedHed: tell her its because she’s a creepy psycho and totally off her rocker. Hermy_Granger01: I’m ignoring you, now. TheRedHed: that’s certainly an improvement. Hermy_Granger01: Okay, Ron. That was the last straw. BoyWhoLived: stop that, both of you. TheRedHed: but she’s so fun to toy with! Hermy_Granger01: enjoy it while you can Ronald. TheRedHed: behold, another empty threat BoyWhoLived: you tread on dangerous ground, friend. Hermy_Granger01: my threats are NOT empty. TheRedHed: yeah right. BoyWhoLived: lol BoyWhoLived: hey Ron, how’s Charlie doing? Hermy_Granger01: yeah. Hermy_Granger01: tell us. BoyWhoLived: .... BoyWhoLived: ....? TheRedHed: fdsedakl;;;ws BoyWhoLived: what? Hermy_Granger01: hahaha BoyWhoLived: okaaaay...? TheRedHed: ;klofeswa oipew FDKLJDSL;DS' BoyWhoLived: what in the world?? Hermy_Granger01: teehee BoyWhoLived: hermione did you do something? Hermy_Granger01: Well... Hermy_Granger01: erm... Hermy_Granger01: Yes! Hermy_Granger01: Hermy_Granger01: Petrificus Partialus. His fingers are paralyzed so he can’t type. TheRedHed: feijoghtjkngfbjklrgftoipep[fdvl;’fvghmgfjklefjkf BoyWhoLived: you reached him all the way at the burrow? Hermy_Granger01: Of course. It’s simply a matter of concentration. TheRedHed: fjklgjkroipewopkdefdl’q dgjjJKRDHGJKLS’;GJD]HJL;’KL;JKGFFD BoyWhoLived: i think hes angry Hermy_Granger01: probably TheRedHed: Yeah, hes pretty peeved TheRedHed: I havent seen him so purple since... TheRedHed: I cant remember Hermy_Granger01: Fred? TheRedHed:.... TheRedHed: That is astounding Hermione TheRedHed: How did you know it was me? Hermy_Granger01: feminine intuition. TheRedHed: amazing... BoyWhoLived: hey fred TheRedHed: hiya, Harry TheRedHed: man... Ron’s pissed. TheRedHed: oh, that wasn’t very nice what he just said about you, Herm. TheRedHed: >_< ouch... Hermy_Granger01: =P BoyWhoLived: what? whats he saying? TheRedHed: something about a broom and certain, delicate body parts... and some very nasty words... and I can’t understand the rest. its all kind of garbled. TheRedHed: but the sentiment is very clear. Hermy_Granger01: well, I’m going to go before he gets his mobility back. Hermy_Granger01: I’ve got loads of homework to do. BoyWhoLived: its the beginning of summer break. do it later. i wanna see you guys duke it out via the internet when he gets back! TheRedHed: same here. Hermy_Granger01: Some other time. =) Hermy_Granger01: Goodnight guys! Hermy_Granger01: And Harry, don’t worry about Cho. AOL Host: Hermy_Granger01 has left the room. TheRedHed: What’s this about Cho? BoyWhoLived: OUGHHHHHHH!!!! TheRedHed: what happened? BoyWhoLived: nothing!! DON’T ASK TheRedHed: I’ve never seen someone get so upset over nothing BoyWhoLived: well, now you have. TheRedHed: wow RedHed: zinger of a come back, Harry. RedHed: been taking lessons from Neville, have you? BoyWhoLived: >.<!!! TheRedHed: Best not to hold it in, harry. TheRedHed: Tell ol’ Fred what happened BoyWhoLived: well.... BoyWhoLived: she said I was insensitive. TheRedHed: were you? BoyWhoLived: NO! BoyWhoLived: she said she wasn’t doing well, so i said ‘oh sorry’ TheRedHed: ... that’s it? BoyWhoLived: yeah TheRedHed: *wince* TheRedHed: bad move, mate. BoyWhoLived: What?! i said i was sorry, didnt i? TheRedHed: girls don’t want sorry. BoyWhoLived: ...? TheRedHed: they want, ‘that’s horrible! I’m so sad you’ve had a rough day. Tell me all about it, baby.’ TheRedHed: sorry’s good for starters, but you can’t JUST say sorry. BoyWhoLived: why not??? TheRedHed: *sigh* I’ve got A LOT to teach you, young one. TheRedHed: What say we meet somewhere? BoyWhoLived: okay. can you apparate here? TheRedHed: sure thing. TheRedHed: Ron says hes coming too. BoyWhoLived: cool BoyWhoLived: see you in a bit. AOL Host: TheRedHed has left the room. AOL Host: BoyWhoLived has left the room. |