Welcome to WDC from "Newbie Welcome Wagon" ! Hello again, James! So, we meet again, eh? I previously reviewed your hysterical item "Invalid Item" and found this one to be just as hilarious as that one, if not more so! This is great, and I can understand why you sat there for a 1/2 hour pondering all of those possibilities of how said spider leg came to wind up in your mushroom soup! But I don't think you over-reacted, but rather over-thunk it! Some comments and one niggle: 'My inebriated spider would have vomited like an overfed seven-year-old at the county fair.' (you're a very twisted individual, and I mean that in a good way!) 'Perhaps he was a nasty spider, evil, brought up on the wrong side of the barn.' (good to know you were contemplating all the possibilities!) You should put this in a larger font for those of us who no longer have 20/20 vision! self-centred should be self-centered, unless this is some UK spelling version, in which case I still think it's wrong! Otherwise, bravo! And even though that spider leg turned out to just an eyelash, at least that gives you another 1/2 hour to ponder over that! (and some fodder for another story!) Kee ponw ritin gon, James! PLEASE! Thanks for the laughs, and once again, welcome to WdC! By the way, I see you still don't have BIO set up, but as I said before, that's entirely up to you. Oh, and you now have your 1st fan!
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