Stan was originally going to go over to his neighbor's house to borrow their pet rabbit for his experiment, but just as he was about to leave, he noticed that his wife Diane had just pulled into the driveway. This was perfect timing on Diane's part, since in her husband's mind, he thought that now he wouldn't have to go get the neighbor's rabbit. When Diane came inside, the couple of course greeted each other like all romanticized couples do, with affectionate nicknames and a peck on the cheek. However, little while after Diane got home, Stan decided to ask her a few questions... "Hey, honey?" said Stan to his wife. "I need to ask you about something regarding my experiment." After hearing this Diane was surprised that her husband was bringing this up with her, considering the fact that she knew practically nothing about it other than that Stan came up with the idea for it after they watched Fantastic Voyage together that one time. Diane, not wanting to seem ignorant said "Actually, I was going to ask how your experiment was coming along sweetie. Anyways go on." "Well to answer your question Diane, my experiment was going smoothly, but I've recently met a roadblock." "What's preventing you from continuing your experiment?" "I haven't recieved the rabbit that I'm supposed to use as a test subject yet, and well, that ties into what I want to ask..." Diane gave Stan a confused looking glqnce for a few seconds before putting two-and-two together. "Wait, you want to use me as your test subject?" "Precisely honey. However, judging from your reaction, I'm going to assume you don't know much about it, do you?" Diane begrudingly said yes to her husbands question, and in response to this Stan sighed brought Diane upstairs to the attic, where he had been keeping the submarine. "Okay Diane here's the plan, here's the submarine that I will pilot while I'm inside of your body, once I get inside the submarine it will start to shrink afterwhich I will fly it into that syringe, which I want you to inject into your arm once I'm inside of it, did you understand all of that?" "Yes Stan, I understood what you said." "Do you have sny questions before we start?" "I have one actually." "Well, what is it?" "You said that the submarine can fly, right?" "Yes." "Well, if it can fly then why does it need to be injected into my body when it would be easier for you to either let me swallow it or pilot the thing up my nose?" Stan wasn't prepared for a question like that,iIt might actually make him reconsider his plan for his own fantastic voyage into his wife. Does it?
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