You emerge from the portal, having grabbed a lightsaber and Jedi Robes along the way. Sure, you may have needed Drak to kill a certain high council Jedi with green skin to get them. Dark side? WHo ever said there was a dark side of the force? Screw all those reactionary teachings!! It had been the green one's problem, that's what happens when they tried messing with a dragon who had the power of the force.
But why...why of all places did you have to end up on Naboo!! With Jar Jar Binks!!
"Mesa called Jar Jar Binks!! Mesa be your humble servant!!" he squeeges in a way especially painful to your ears. "Obi Wan, can we kill him?" you beg, grasping your lightsaber. "No!! He may yet have information on who killed Master Yoda!" Obi Wan replies.
Fuck Yoda!! you growl to yourself.
Shaking, you ask the dunce-headed gungan once more. "So...who do you think killed Yoda?" you ask, gripping your lightsaber.
"Hmmm, mebbe I see the creature, mebbe a no. Mesa think eeet was a bbeeeg beeeg creature with wings and..." You don't like where this trend of conversation is going, you've just about had enough of Jar Jar, you decide to kill him by
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