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Chapter #7
Now Hiring
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"I think i will browse some more," you say.
"Feel free. I have many different items for the customer."
You walk around his little shop seeing some odd things. Nose hair growth powder. A book entitled "Athlete's Foot and Other Curses to Give to Your Enemies". Another tome entitled "Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes". Another book called "Everything a Man Needs to Know About Women". Sure could use that.
You look at the window and see a now hiring sign.
"Why do you need hiring?" you ask.
Swizzle looks up from a magazine about electronics.
"Well, I have family too, only one person, an absent minded twin brother named Jerome. And I can't go around leaving the store unattended. Its bad business. Say would you like a job/ I could work out you hours and I can pay you good money. And lucky for you, you will have very few customers. Occasionally, in this instance, the markets get down and the formerly self respecting purveyors of such fine objects of astonishment are forced to prostitute their fine personalities to their families. So would you? I might give you a few free trinkets as well."
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