"Morning, little man~" A familiar voice calls out to you as you're presented with a sight most dudes wished to see: a pair of giant, mouth-watering tits; the cleavage held up by a white shirt that was ready to lose it's buttons.
This would have been a major surprise or aroused shock to you, if Mia hadn't done this on multiple occasions and the minotaur soon reveals her face to you, a smirk on her lovely face. After meeting her mom (who has bigger boobs than anyone around you met), Mia's mom declared you as her son-in-law, much to her daughter's hidden embarrassment, and ended up doing the same things as Mia, making you wonder if Mia is a clone of hers or not. However, due to the unpredictable of their arrival, you're always jumping a bit from their erotic scene they display... Or what they plan to do once they come over.
"If you're here to get some wood, you missed it!" You joked, using crude humor to return your calm and Mia giggles at it. "So how can I help my bovine bestie?"
"Do I even need a reason to come see my best friend, especially on the weekends?" She asked with a smug/teasing tone, Mia getting up as you come to the window and you're once again reminded at how small you are compared to these giants.
"The weekend and my homework is done, so coming for some help?" You ask, Mia shaking her head as her grin grows and she pulls out a burrito from her massive cleavage.
"Didn't you eat enough to feed a family of five for those stomachs you have?" You asked jokingly, Mia raising an eyebrow.
"I did, just hungrier than usual," she replied, taking another bite as she did that cow chew-&-vomit thing cows do and you're amazed she can eat much faster than you can do.
"You don't remember what we're doing for today, do you?" She said, finishing off her seventh burrito as you shake your head for any answers to what she's referring to.
Sighing at the fact you couldn't remember, Mia grinned evilly before bringing her face and boobs close to you as the holstaur mimics that mega milk meme.
"I understand why you've forgotten, but we all know what you're after," she sneers, turning around and squatting before you, showing off her plump ass as she sinks a hand into it, unable to cup it with both hands.
While it wasn't the biggest, it was still big and as much as you wanted to deny it, she was right that you enjoyed her ass more than her breasts. Until she farted, which was often, and you happened to have front row seats to it when let it rip for half a minute, the heavy smell of poo, beans, spoiled vegetables smoking their way into your whole, rumbling house. As you gagged on her flatulence, she stood up laughing and turned to you as she watched you recover painfully from her fart attack.
"I've been holding that in since I woke up" She laughed while you fanned the smelly fumes away from your face. Fortunately for you, it was far from the worst smell she's given you. You shot her an annoyed glare.
"Aww... you know I only do these things to you..." She said, as you finally recover, but quickly run around the house to air it out, though you know the smell will never leave.
"I even had the decency to wait until you were done eating" She laughed, and you just sighed, reluctantly acknowledging that point.
She then smiled and picked you up with her two digits before dropping you into her cleavage.
Squeezing and caressing her huge tits, Mia made sure you're well engrossed in her mammaries before speaking to you.
"Come on! You know you're the only one who gets to enjoys those balloons and has the chance to let you see more. Besides, even if you get mad and gag, I know you don't mind my farts nearly as much as you'd like me to think," she suddenly said, catching you off-guard, and giggles as you resign yourself.
"Alright, what's the game plan for today?" You asked, Mia smiling as she walked away from your dorm house and soon tells you.
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"I need some clothes from the mall and I need a man's opinion," she explained, giggling at your dumb reaction.
"No offense, but wouldn't you prefer a chick over this stud, so you won't embarrass yourself in front of him?" You asked cockily, a blush slightly forming on her face.
"Nah, that's the reason why I would want his opinion, especially on undies!" She said in a flirty/alluring tone you didn't even know she was capable of and besides, you were curious about the mall monsters were using.
"Sly bitch, you wanted this date. You're lucky that I'm curious about the mall," you replied back, your pride a bit hurt, but were secretly glad with the events.
"And so small too!" Mia added, petting you with a finger.
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"To be honest, I don't have any specific plans either, so I came to hang out with you. You know, we could watch stuff on Netflix, play videogames or whatever back at my place..." She shrugged.
"I see no problem with it, but will Ms. Minerva let me through? That chimera has one hell of a nose?" You said, somewhat afraid of her.
"Relax, she's off to do something for the principal, so no worries about that dorm mother showing up," Mia said, shrugging the matter off.
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With a mischievous smile, Mia looked at you as you look back in confusion.
"I'm here with a message, that someone wanted to see you," she said cryptically and you raised an eyebrow at this.
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"We got club activities with Ms. Plamus. Don't you remember you signed up for them, you dummy?" She asked, giving you a deadpan look as sighed.
"Right, I'm in a club. Is everyone going to be there?" You asked and Mia nodded happily.
"Yup, and all them are willing to show their booties for you!" She said, earning a massive blush from you.