You're heart skips a beat as you realize you're surrounded by glass. You look and see a metal lid with three holes and realize in horror that you're trapped inside a giant glass jar. You look around and see you're in a dimly lit office. The jar you're in is on a giant table next to a giant computer.
"How did everything get so big?" you wonder out loud.
You see yourself in the reflection in the glass and realize that being trapped in a jar isn't you're only problem: you're completely naked. You look around but your clothes are nowhere to be found.
"What the hell is going on?" you say.
Whatever it is, you figure it can't be good. Suddenly, from behind you, you hear the door swing open. You turn around and see Jen walk in with a big smile in her face. Right away you see something isn't right, Jen is the size of a skyscraper compared to you. She walks right over to your jar and gently lifts you up to her giant smiling face.
"Look who's finally awake" she teases.
"Jen! H-how did you get so giant?" you ask nervously.
"I'm not giant, silly. I shrunk you" she laughs.
"You shrunk me?" you ask.
"To about 1 inch to be exact. The potion I put in that chocolate bar worked perfectly" she smiles
You couldn't believe what you were hearing. You kick yourself for being so trusting of a stranger who you knew seemed a little too friendly; all while trying to make sense out of what's going on.
"Why did you shrink me?" you ask timidly.
"Well, I wasn't kidding when I said you were a cutie." smiles Jen. "But I will admit, shy guys like you are always the easiest to capture. Y'all are so naïve and trusting."
"Where are my clothes" you say, plucking up courage, ignoring her flirtatious compliments.
"Oh, I got rid of those. You won't need clothes where you're going." she says, running her finger up and down the glass.
"Wh-what do you mean by that?" you ask, getting nervous again.
"Let's just say you're going to make some girl very happy, and me a lot of money." Jen says with a sinister smile.
With that, she sets you down on the table again and gets out a black marker. You're a bit confused by what she said to you until she writes "Tiny Nerd $50,000. Talk to Jen if you have any questions." As Jen picks up the jar you're in and carries you out of the room reality finally sets in. You quickly realize Jen intends to sell you for a high price. More so, you feel embarrassed that you've been labeled: "tiny nerd".
"Please Jen! Don't do this to me! I'm a human being with his own life and ambitions!" you beg.
"Well, you were." she replies, tauntingly. "Now you're the newest addition to my merchandise and given how cute you are, you're way too valuable to just let go. Sorry little guy, I guess next time you shouldn't take food from strangers."
"But..." you begin to say.
"Speaking of food" says Jen, cutting you off. "Here's some food for you"
She opens the lid and drops a piece of bread into your prison.
"This should hold you over until someone buys you, and trust me that won't be long." she says, smirking.
You come through a set of double doors and see you are in a store of some kind. Due to the dim lighting in the previous room, you can't really see what kind of store you're in yet. Soon, Jen puts you up on a counter and flirtatiously waves goodbye as she walks away. Not long after she walks off you're full vision returns and you finally realize where you are.
You're heart nearly beats out of your chest, realizing you're in a...