the High-Calorie Collection

Courtney Kleinschmidt isn't exactly what you might call a "strong-willed" person. You've probably gathered that if you've read any of the Lives of Haley by this point.

Despite being chesty and blonde, she's always kind of faded into the background. Why did she go to college? Well, because her parents expected her too. Why didn't she have more friends? Well, socializing is hard. What did she want to do for the rest of her life? She didn't know! And it isn't until Haley comes along and the pressure starts building up that she feels like she needs the answers to some of these questions!

What does a Day in the Life of Courtney even look like...?

Danielle Gosset has never been all that popular. Back in high school, when she was a chubby goth gal, she used to get picked on by pretty much all of the cool kids.

"Doughy Dani" might not have had a total glow-up since then, but she's come a long way since high school. At least, as long of a way as can be managed when you're working as a waitress at a greasy spoon diner. But at least she didn't live with her parents anymore, and at least she didn't grow up and get married to (ugh) her high school sweetheart.

Dani's a grouchy goth gal, looking to headline her own story as she embarks on a Day in the Life of her Own...

Mackenzie Hollifield, nee Fogle, used to run track. Back in the days when she was still skinny, young, and (if you'd ask her husband) attractive.

After she graduated, Mackenzie decided to get married and pop out a daughter in record time at the cost of pursuing an education. Too bad that the only thing keeping her slim and trim was all the exercise she got outside of the house. After two years of marriage and nine months shy of that in child-rearing, Mackenzie's gotten huge. Almost three hundred pounds of southern belle, and nothing but recently divorced to show for it!

Follow Big Mack as she moves back home with her parents, looking to explore what a new Day in the Life of Mackenzie might look like...