The next morning I woke up to TNT by ACDC. The first 30 seconds is enough to wake me up. I leave it running as it is a good song to wake me up as I get dressed.
I get downstairs, and again Anna is on her phone texting at the table, while I see Amber struggling trying to grab a plate of eggs by herself. I rush over, and proceeded to assist, "here, let me get this for you. We don't want to make a mess here now dow we?" Amber's face turned to joy as the scrambled egg were scooped onto her plate, I placed the plat on the table and looked at Anna, "thanks helping Amber, she could dumped all the eggs on the floor if I hadn't come down in time."
Amber looked at me with with a smirk "that wouldn't bother me, I already ate."
"Yeah, well maybe there is more to this world than texting. What if the pan fell and hit her in the head?" I said hoping to get the last word, Mom entered the the room just in time to hear a pan falling and chipped in, "and it's a good thing it didn't or somebody would be getting a summer job next year rather than going on a road trip with their friends" this stopped Anna from making any more comebacks.
I proceeded to grab my plate and sit down to enjoy my meal, when once again, we were all startled by Bobby's alarm, proceeded by him running downstairs, peeing what was a solid white diaper.
Mom rushed him to her room to change him for the day, while Anna and I started cleaning up breakfast, leaving a plate bobby at the table.
Bobby and mom came back, and waited for mom to grab a cup of coffee before I set my plan in motion. "Hey mom, today is trash day so I'm gonna go around the house and collect all the trash ok?" Mom looked at me very pleased and nodded in agreement, as a que to get going.
I emptied the full kitchen trash, rebadged the can, and carried it to help dispose of the smaller trash buckets. I started with the master bedroom. I knew mom's coffee would be me some time, so I went straight for the bathroom and locked the door and figured I'd use the same excuse as I did before.
I sat on the toilet and proceeded to grab the recently used diaper. Just like yesterday, it was warm, and squishy and had its signature lavender urine scent. I untapped it, noticing the size could probably still fit me.
Across from me, I saw in the bathroom closet the stack of diapers that belonged to my brother. I started to hatch a plan in my head. I could probably sneak this used or one of those new diapers upstairs to my room using the trash can to conceal it, and dispose of it next week if I take out the trash again. The adrenaline starts rushing again, as I am about to do the craziest thing on behalf of my urges.