"Ugh. That tiny guy again?" Erin said out loud to herself with the casual disdain that she tended to address you with. In all honesty she wanted nothing to do with the strange rivalry that existed between the matrons of your two households, and this time was no exception. She continued, "Alright, whatever your name is, I don't know how you got transformed into a towel but I really don't have time to deal with this, I'm gonna take you to my mom." You wished desperately that your ability to talk would return to you but it had not quite yet. As a result you could only sit there quietly as Erin yanked you off the fence and folded you up carelessly before walking back in the house with her pile of laundry. Arriving in the living room she saw Eva casually lounging around on the couch watching TV.
"Yo, mom. The little neighbor boy is back again, and somehow he's become a towel this time." Erin said with a level of disinterest that seemed like seeing a human being turned into a towel was an everyday occurrence for her. In reality it was not, she just truly was not interested in any hi-jinks related to you. Quickly, Erin grabbed your towel-form and threw you across the room, landing softly on Eva's lap. You unfurled during your brief flight towards your mother's rival, landing facing straight up at the slightly surprised, yet smiling face of Eva. Erin walked out of the room quickly back towards her bedroom, leaving the two of you alone for the time being.
"Hey there, Sammy. Back again? Let me guess, another one of Shannon's dumb plans?" Eva said down mockingly to you, she really did get a kick out of how much Shannon obsessed over their rivalry. Eva continued, "I swear that woman is the most competitive person I've ever met, she usually gets way more modeling deals than even me but it seems like if I ever beat her even once she gets all crazy. I mean, I know you understand what I'm saying. She's even willing to put her itty bitty son at risk just to try to gain some sort of advantage." Eva spoke honestly and the truth was you agreed completely with what she was saying. Shannon consistently blew this rivalry way out of proportion, almost always leaving you to suffer the consequences of one of her harebrained plans. It seemed like Eva was almost sounding sorry for you during her speech, something which inspired great hope in you for the briefest of moments. But only moments later she spoke down to you once again,
"But man do I love poking fun at her for this stuff. Honestly if I didn't get so much joy out of messing with Shannon then I probably would get annoyed by this whole ordeal, but luckily for me I think it's hilarious! Speaking of which... sorry little neighbor but you know the drill, I gotta embarrass Shannon just a bit and I have a great idea with you in your current position!" Eva said down to you in a downright happy tone, evidently excited at whatever torture she had planned for you. You cursed the fates once again, as you tend to do every day. Eva did seem at least the slightest bit compassionate to the terrible situation she was about to put you in, but her desire to mess with Shannon far outweighed it. You just wished your mouth would reform enough to speak, hopefully leading to you being able to talk Eva out of this, but you had no such luck.
Eva set you down before walking out of the room. You had no idea what was coming but you knew it wouldn't be good. No more than a few minutes later she returned in an absolutely eye-catching two-piece bikini. Your eyes popped open at the goddess-like woman standing before you, noticing that although the swimsuit was rather revealing, it was also noticeably designed for more athletic use. You gulped, predicting what was to come.
"Okay, Sammy. If your mom wants to see some of my so called secrets then I'm going to show her my super duper secret workout right now!" The sarcasm in her voice was so apparent anyone could have picked it up. "However, since it's SO hot outside I think I'm going to need a nice towel to wipe off all of the sweat I'm sure to build up. I mean, I'm already slightly sweaty from work, I can't imagine how bad this is gonna get for you. Honestly I feel kind of bad, but this opportunity is too rich to give up! Come on let's get started!" Eva finished her ominous speech to you, and you quivered in fear of what was to come.
Eva grabbed you roughly, also grabbing a speaker off of the counter before sauntering outside. Even with her casual walk you could feel her ridiculous hips swing side to side, bumping your towel form slightly with every step. In a moment you two reached the backyard and Eva set you and the speaker down, connecting her phone to it and playing some dumb-sounding energetic song. The music blared out next to you, an annoyingly upbeat EDM song of some kind, but definitely loud enough to hear from your house's backyard as well. You deduced that Eva must have been trying to attract Shannon to look over the fence at her, and at that point you assumed you would come in. Only a minute or so had passed while you figured out her plan to embarrass your mother when you glanced back at Eva to see she was absolutely shining with sweat already! Astonished, you realized that Shannon and Eva truly were so similar, they even shared the same tendency to sweat profusely after mere minutes of exercise. You cried mentally for a moment, before seeing out of the corner of your eye the unmistakable sight of your mother peering sneakily over the fence. At least, she thought she was being sneaky. In reality Eva had noticed her almost immediately, smirking before pretending to say to herself,
"Oh man is my workout intense! But it keeps me in such good shape! Thank god I have this new towel to wipe up all my gross sweat or else I would be practically swimming out here!" Eva shot you a look briefly before reaching for you. You looked back towards your mother, making eye contact with her for the briefest of moments. By some miracle of luck her eyebrows raised dramatically in recognition, actually noticing that you were the towel that Eva was about to use! As Eva's hand made contact with her body, Shannon's face changed from the picture of surprise to the picture of guilt, as she realized what your immediate fate was to be.
Eva wasted no time, bringing your body into quick contact with her absurdly sweaty skin. She wiped down her arms quickly, as your body's odd qualities soaked up the moisture even better than a normal towel would. Even Eva seemed surprised at your effectiveness as she paused for a moment, whispering down to you, "Wow, Sam. You actually make a great towel, you should consider becoming a literal towel-boy as your career!" Eva giggled slightly at her joke before returning to her nasty act. She continued to wipe down every inch of her body, until finally whirling you around to her backside. Up until this moment Eva had actually had your face facing the outside and was wiping her body down with what felt like your back and legs. You weren't sure if this was intentional or not but you were beyond grateful... at least until that moment. Eva grinned once again before flipping you back around, pointing your face directly at her gargantuan backside. You tried your best to brace for what was to come, as Shannon gasped audibly upon witnessing the act as well. But there was no way to adequately prepare yourself as Eva brought her hand forward, slamming your face directly onto her rump so hard that it made an audible smack. She rubbed you to and fro across both cheeks, even taking the time to roll you up lengthwise and floss your towel form through her canyon-like crack. You were beyond disoriented as the magnitude of your torture ramped up tremendously with your meeting with Eva's buns. After nearly 3 minutes of wiping her butt down she felt adequately dry and she flopped you down onto the table next to her once again. At that moment it seemed like Shannon finally had gotten the courage to stand up for you, or at least so you thought, as you saw her open the gate in the fence between your two houses and walk through. Before she could even speak, Eva spoke first,
"Oh, Shannon, hey! I didn't know you were coming over! I'm sorry I'm all gross right now but this great towel is doing a fantastic job at soaking up aaaaalllll my sweat!" She emphasized her point to rub it in even further.
Eva continued, "........"