“I’m going on a shopping spree at the mall and I need you to come with me!” Shannon sclaimed excitedy. You furrowed your brow, confused at why your mom referred to this favor as “super important” and shouted back up at her,
“Shopping? Why don’t you just take Stacy?”
Shannon frowned slightly before responding, “Oh come on Sammy. I need you there so you can sneak into the fitting rooms with me and tell me if things look good or not. Plus, I need your brains to find me the best deals.”
While you weren’t looking forward to the first half of her reasoning, your ego did appreciate Shannon acknowledging your smarts in relation to hers.
“Okay mom, that actually makes sense. Sounds like fun, I’m in!” You responded smiling. Part of you knew there was no chance in hell that you could make it through this outing unscathed, but if it was important to your mom then you were willing to risk the trip.
“Yay! Today is gonna be so much fun Sammy, I just know it.” Shannon’s smile and excited tone of her voice made you feel good to see. Despite spending your whole life being put in one perilous situation to the next by her, you still felt like you would do almost anything to keep Shannon happy, and Stacy too for that matter. Shannon immediately spun around to grab her keys and purse off of the table behind her, flashing you her comically large bottom straining at the tight fabric of her leggings. A tinge of fear hit you, but you brushed it off as Shannon spun back around, still smiling.
“Ready to go, then?” You flashed a thumbs up and Shannon grabbed you in her fist, then practically skipped down the hallway towards the front door. She shouted at Stacy,
“Sammy is helping me do some shopping, we’ll be back in a while!” Stacy looked up and tried to respond but Shannon had already bolted out the door in her excitement. Stacy was a bit worried about you but ultimately she knew that Shannon always kept you with her, even if she didn’t know it. Chuckling a bit, Stacy relaxed on the couch, preparing for some nice alone time.
Back outside Shannon had reached the car in the driveway and opened the driver’s door with the hand that wasn’t holding you. You had begun to feel slightly motion sick from how much Shannon had shaken you around in her burst of speed to the car. As she slowed down you cane back to reality and saw the inside of the car. Just then you heard far above you, “Oh shoot” and you felt yourself being lowered quickly. With a slight drop you felt yourself bounce down onto some fabric, and at the same time Shannon spoke down to you,
“Sorry Sammy, I forgot my wallet, sit tight I’ll be back in a jiff.” Shannon walked away and you looked around to see that she had placed you smack dab in the middle of the driver’s seat! Gulping, you knew your track record versus this particular seat and couldn’t help but predict Shannon coming back and utterly squashing you under her buns like she has don’t countless times before. You try to find away off the seat, but every angle looks too steep to climb. Dejectedly you sit and wait for your mom to return while you pray that she remembers you. Mere moments later you hear footsteps approaching and you glance up to see the least surprising view of your life, Shannon’s ass looming over you like a meteor. You cower in fear as the mass of jiggly meat approaches your body and prepare for the worst. You hold your hands up in a futile effort to stop this fate, and just as your hands begin to sink into the soft flesh, it stops descending! For a brief moment you think that you might be stronger than you realize, but then Shannon lifts her ass up and speaks,
“Oh my gosh Sammy that was so close!” She says spinning around and grabbing you between two fingers. She picks you up and immediately plops her butt down in the seat before speaking again. “I’m so sorry, I almost squished you again! Thank goodness I didn’t, because look at you and the color of my pants, they’re practically identical! You would have blended right in!” You were annoyed at Shannon pointing out this obvious yet threatening fact, but moreso you were shocked that she had actually remembered you for once! You decided to let this one slide, seeing as you were still three dimensional for the time being.
“Don’t worry about it, mom. I’m just proud of you for remembering me!” You say up to her.
“Thanks! It just came to me right as I was about to sit! Don’t worry though Sammy, that’ll be the last time anything like that happens today, I promise.” Shannon responded earnestly. You had absolutely zero faith in her promise, but the sentiment still made you feel good. Shannon placed you in the cup holder relatively gently, before turning and starting the car. It was a bit hard but you actually rather liked riding in the cup holder. As long as neither Stacy nor Shannon had any drinks with them it often felt like the safest place in the car. You looked up at Shannon as she flashed you a smile and pulled out of the driveway.
The car ride passed by relatively uneventfully for you, from your position you could only pretty much look up to see Shannon’s torso and face as she drove. A minute or so into the drive one of her favorite songs came on the radio and Shannon turned the volume way up, beginning to dance goofily as she drove. You shook your head and laughed as Shannon shook her massive chest to and fro through her dance moves. Unfortunately, the loud music meant you couldn’t reach Shannon with your voice, but for the time being it didn’t matter. The rest of the drive passed in the same way, until Shannon finally pulled into the parking lot of the mall.
Still whistling the song she heard earlier, Shannon parked and turned the car off, reaching over you to the passenger seat for her purse. She grabbed it and opened her car door, and at that exacf moment you realized that she had already forgotten about you.
“MOM” you scream up from the cup holder.
“OH” Shannon jumped, one leg already out the door. “Sammy I almost forgot you were with me, sorry again sweetie. I got caught up dancing to the radio!” Shannon reached back and plucked you from the cup holder before closing the car door and heading towards the mall entrance.
“Alright Sammy we have lots of stores to hit today, first of which is...”