Dan woke up early one morning. He could feel that something was wrong, horribly wrong, but he couldn't put his finger on what exactly that was. As he lay there in bed, still pondering the mystery of why he felt so troubled, he could feel the weight of something resting on his stomach.
Alarmed, he threw the covers away and jumped out of bed, hitting the light switch. Standing in front of a mirror, he looked almost exactly like he always did: he was a lion Cubi, his wings on his back and head fluttering, as if to say hallo to him.
Though, another attribute of his body wanted to say hallo as well, and it did so by rumbling. Dan was at a loss for words as he stared at his new beer belly, wondering where on earth did it come from. It wasn't there last night.... or at least he thought it wasn't.
To be honest, last night was a blur. His sister, Alexsi, had made it official with Pyroduck, and a month later the got married, and Fa'Lina had given special permission for Dan to stay at home for the occasion.
The party that ensued was crazy. Say what you want about Cubis, but they sure know how to party! Of course, there was a lot of alcohol involved, but did he honestly drink so much that he developed a beer belly overnight?
He tried to remember again, but his memory was too fuzzy. he let it forgo for now. He can work!off the pudge. Right now, he could feel a headache coming along due to the hangover and he decided to head downstairs for some fetch himself some medicine.
He was greeted by Pyroduck, who's hangover was even worse than his, groaning, dark rings under his eyes. "Hey, there, Pyroduck," said Dan, "How does it feel to be a newlywed?"
"Well, my head hurts like a hell," he said, "but my heart is at piece. I'm so glad to have your sister in my life."
"How is she?" Dan asked as he took the medicine.
"Even worse than me," said Pyroduck, "She drank even me under the table, and I'm a dragon! Though, she was quite frisky in bed."
Dan cocked and eyebrow and said, "You mean..."
Pyroduck nodded. "Yup, we did it last night. Though, it might take a while for all that spunk to digest. She's quite inflated."
Dan grimaced. "I didn't need that mental image, thank you," he said.
Pyroduck only grinned and said, "Enough about me. It seems like you also had a bit of fun last night. That beer gut is evident of that."
He walked over and poked Dan's belly. The Cubi blushed and patted his gut.
"Did I really drink that much last night?" he asked.
"You have no idea,'' said Pyroduck, "A few kegs, to be honest. I never knew you had it in you."
"Hmph, that explains a lot," said Dan as he shook his belly.
He could have sworn that it looked even bigger than a few minutes ago.
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