'If she's pranking me, it's an elaborate one... one that involved digging a hole in the backyard,' You thought as you watched the red-haired person was trying to climb out of the pipe.
"Ah! Woah! Never thought a warp pipe would be so slippery..." Toadstool uttered, trying her best to climbout of the pipe.
"I think it might be a brand new warp pipe. That might be why it's so slippery," You suggested. You extended a hand and asked, "Perhaps I can be of some help?"
"I've never had the chance to try out a brand new warp pipe, so you might have a point. And thank you," Toadstool said as she extended her umbrella-holding hand. Her free hand was holding onto the warp pipe.
Just as you put down your umbrella and grabbed her hand with both of yours, Toadstool's non-umbrella-holding hand slipped.
"Woah!" The princess called out.
"Wah!" You cried as you were pulled into the pipe.
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Toad was sitting nearby the warp pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom, reading a comic book.
When Toadstool and you were shot out of the pipe screaming, Toad dropped his comic and said, "What the hay?"
You landed first with your back on the ground
As you sat up, you uttered, "Well, that was new..."
When you saw the colorful surroundings, your jaw dropped. The bushes that looked like the clouds, only were different colors. the hills and sun had eyes.
"What the..." You uttered before you heard a whistling sound.
"Move out of the way! I accidentally let go of the umbrella!" Toadstool cried out as the whistling sound grew louder.
You looked up and blushed a little, as you were looking up Toadstool's skirt. Under her skirt, she wore bloomers, the kind girls wore in old cartoons.
Then she landed on you, with her rear covered your face.
'She's.... pretty soft.. Butt was pretty big,' you thought.
"Ah... I landed my behind on a rock," Toadstool muttered as she sat up.
"Erum... Princess? That wasn't a rock," Toad sheepishly said. "That's a human yer sitting on."
Toadstool's face turned as red as her hair. After a moment, she leaptaway from you, quickly saying, "I'msorryI'mreallysorryIdidn'tmeantositonyourfaceI'mnotaperv ertpleasedon'thateme!"
As you slowly sat up, you said,"I'm not sure what you said, but it's alright. I'm just happy to be in the Mushroom Kingdom, especially after I thought it was... well, a fantasy."
Still blushing like mad, Toadstool took a deep breath and helped you stand up.
"Well, now what?" Toad asked.