As your Aunt walks out of the room you decide to continue folding. You even finish before she comes back.
"Hey thanks for finishing that hun'! Let's go to the kitchen, I'll prepare dinner extra special for you helping me!" she says.
As you both walk to the kitchen, you walk behind her to watch her ass jiggle with every step. Without her noticing, you bend over and covertly sniff while you walk, the scent is amazing but you quickly straighten up as you both enter the kitchen. She turns around with a grin on her face.
"I'm gonna make my special recipe for you! I usually only make it around holidays, but I appreciate you helping with the laundry so I'm going to whip it up for us," she says.
"What's your special recipe again, Auntie?" you ask.
"Chicken breast with beans and fried rice of course!" she says excitingly.
It feels like you hit the jackpot, she's going to be farting like crazy for the next few hours and you'll be there to smell them all. You thank her with delight and go to set the table. About half an hour later, your Aunt is finished with dinner and brings out two plates, hers seems to be extra filled of beans which gets you excited.
"Hey Auntie, do you think you could take my beans for me? I have an upset stomach and I know how much you love them," you say.
"Of course hun'! More for me! You should watch out though, I tend to get a little gassy after eating beans, but they are my favorite!" she says.
"That's fine, like I said, I've handled a whole lot worse," you reply.
You both dig in. The chicken breast and rice are phenomenal and your Aunt devours the beans first before eating the rest of her plate. After only 10 minutes you are both done eating and engage in some small talk.
While you are both talking, your Aunt suddenly releases a quick two second fart.
"Oops! Well I warned you hun', looks like those beans are talking back to me! I really wish I didn't have to end up with the stench of my farts though," she says.
All of a sudden you get an idea and say, "Well honestly it doesn't even smell all that bad to me."
"Seriously?! It's smells like a porta potty in here!" she exclaims, "That's kind of impressive to be honest if you don't mind my farts, you must have a super power that allows you to turn off your sense of smell!"
"I wouldn't say turned off, more like, they smell kind of pleasant actually," you say deliberately.
Your Aunt gets up from her chair and walks over to you.
"Oh yeah? Are you sure this smells PLEASANT to you?" she says, then rips a very long 10 second fart directly towards you from less than a foot away. The smell entering your nostrils burns but to you it's heavenly. You even get a close up view of her perfect ass in those jeans. You try your hardest to keep an unbothered face. "Well hun'?" she asks, "that smells HORRIBLE to me, I think I'm even a little light headed!"
"Yeah not bad," you say with all your will and might, "it's like a bed of roses, and I'm telling the truth!"
Your Aunt makes a surprised face and nods her head as if impressed.
"Say, since you hate the smell so bad," you propose, "and you'll probably be farting for a long time after those beans, plus I don't mind the smell... How about you let me take care of the farts for you?"
Your Aunt's eyes widen in shock, she's never thought of making her farts go away before. And she REALLY doesn't like the smell. The plan is so crazy that it just might work.
She reply's after a minute in thought, "Well shoot I'm all for making my farts go away, but how in the world are you going to do that by yourself?"
You pretend to be in thought, as if you don't already know what to tell her.
After a few seconds you say, "Well... logically I could breathe them all in before it reaches you. This way, I'll get a pleasant scent, you don't have to smell anything, and we could relax the rest of the afternoon on the couch and watch TV! Sound like a plan?"
"I don't know hun'... are you sure they smell fine to you?" she asks, "I mean, they are RANCID, and they're only going to get worse you know."
Before you can answer, her stomach begins to growl and you both pause. Your Aunt thinks for a moment and then says, "Oh what the hell, if you seriously don't mind it then let's give it a shot!"
You mentally celebrate and walk behind her to the living room and stand by the couch.
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