The crowd once more murmur and gasp, and for a single second you think you can see the mare’s face drop - but only a second.
“Either you’re gettin’ lucky, or I’m havin’ an off day.” She smiles.
“But there’s one thing I’m even better than than belchin’.”
She leans forward, her face fixed into a condescending grin.
“Fartin’.”
Of course.
“Why, I’ve put my older brother to shame in that department. You can try and beat me at that, too, if you dare.”
You were generally too reserved to even fart in public, let alone purposefully to win a contest in a seedy bar, but you didn’t want to walk away now with your tail between your legs and your pride somewhat shattered.
“Ok. Why not?”
“Why not? You’re going up against the noisiest, stinkiest, grossest butt in Equestria! That’s why not!”
Without a word of warning, she leans over to one side and lets it rip onto the wooden seat, which amplifies the loud, wet fart like a chainsaw in mud.
BRRRAAAAPPSSHT
You notice the stallions watching step back once or twice, so they can safely exit the blast zone.
“I’ll make things easy on ya - you don’t even need to get a fart louder or stankier than mine - you just need to fart.”
Even that felt like it could be challenging, but you want to try.
Before you can, though, the aroma of her flatulence crawls over to you, and it is potent it’s a surprise your eyes don’t begin watering at what could only be compared to a sharp manure-like sulfuric reeking odor.
You push as hard as possible, using a hoof to press down on your belly and desperately forcing anything at all to come out.
Frroot
The cowpony holds her head back and laugs uproariously.
“Sorry, but I could hardly even call that a fart! Looks like you’re out!”
You get up from the table. You’re not sure why you feel ashamed that you lost to her, but you do - still, though, there’s something oddly attractive about her complete lack of manners.
While you head to the bar to ask for a room key, you look back and notice the mare up and heading to the exit. Something compels you to follow her - you can’t let such an unusually unique mare evade you, surely?
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