"YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Aunt Kelly squealed after Jesse decided that he was better off staying in the nice warm house rather than slumming it in the streets where he could be robbed killed or god forbid raped. Despite his Aunt's crazy delusions he was sure he could handle her, after all he was a grown man, what could this giggling jiggling air head do to him.
Aunt Kelly, who had finally calmed down from her excitement said in a rather softer tone "so like first things first, the rules! If you want to stay in my house then there are certain rules that you must like follow to keep everything running nice and fun"
"Rule number 1 - My name isn't Aunt Kelly, its Mommy. I am now your yummy Mommy. My sister is now your weird frigid Aunt."
Yeh right thought Jesse, as if i could forget my mom like that. I might as well go along with it though as it keeps a roof over my head. Im sure Kelly.... Ohhhhhh sorry Mommy is just caught up in her anger and will forget about this in a few days anyway.
"Rule number 2" Kelly continued "Your name still sounds like Jesse but it is spelled like Jessi because like thats just wayyyy cuter"
Pshhhhh when was the last time i wrote my name thought Jesse now Jessi, it sounds the same and to the ear, it is the same.
"Rule number 3 - I will be like using a point system to keep you on the right track, every time you do something i like don't like, i give you a point. 3 points and you get a punishment"
"Rule Number 4 - I think your outburst was caused by you being like hangry so from now on I'm making sure you get enough super tasty food"
Hope I'm not eating the same food as her or i'll be massive thought Jessi, although he did think his metabolism was pretty good so maybe he'll be fine.
"Rule Number 5 - You should like see a therapist to help you work through the issues you've been dealing with"
Now thats actually a good idea thought Jessi life had been very strange lately\
"Okay so thats like totally it" said Kelly "Kapiche"
"Kapiche" replied Jessi
"Okie Dokie now of to like bed i bet you're totally tired now" said Kelly in an almost sing songey voice "I've got a like big surprise for you in the morning which i know you will totally love"
As Jessi climbed the stairs he heard the telltale PHRRRRPPPHHHHH of wind escaping his Aunt's ..... sorry Mommy's giant derrière. making his way to his bedroom, Jessi lay in his bed thinking of what had conspired that day before drifting off into a deep peaceful sleep.
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