Hurrying to the mall to buy your girlfriend a last-second valentines day gift, you search for the first store you think she might like. Finding a Victoria's Secret, you realize it's a win-win. She gets a new gift, and you reap the benefits! You head into the store and begin browsing the isles for the perfect item. Stumbling into the lingerie isle, your eyes fall onto a pair of red and black panties along with a matching bra.
"Score!" you yelled as you ran down the isle to the gift you'd set your mind on, but were stopped when another woman had picked up the matching set. No matter, you'd just grab another pair. Looking to the shelf, you realized that pair was the last in the store. Beginning to panic as you didn't know what else to get your girlfriend, you decided to speak up. Maybe she'd sympathize with you and find another pair?
"Uh, excuse me ma'am?" you said softly, but just enough for her to hear you.
"What?" she said with a snappy tone, which you didn't understand. A guy shopping in a lingerie store isn't exactly normal, but no need to be so uptight about it.
"Well, as you know Valentines day is tomorrow and I really wanted to buy those for my girlfriend. I just saw them before you'd grabbed them and I think she'd really like them."
"Sorry hun, first come first serve. I have a date tomorrow night and I wanna look festive for the holiday if you catch my drift." she replied, leaving me disappointed.
"Look, miss. Isn't there anything else here could buy?" You tried to plead with her, but to no avail.
"I already told you hun, I got 'em first. Try your luck with another pair."
"I'm sure your boyfriend or whatever would appreciate it more if you dressed more your age." You I tried to suggest, to which she got offended.
"Excuse me?" she asked, taken aback by my statement.
"What I mean is, that's made more for the younger generation and well, you're not exactly young." Oh no.
"How dare you!" She yelled as you tried to explain.
"No, no! All I meant was that you might look better in something more your age!" Dude, stop!
"I've never heard someone so rude in my life! You know what? Enjoy your panties you pervert, you'll be paying a lot more than just money for them!" With that, she threw the lingerie at me and stormed out. Sweet! At least you got her gift. You wondered what she meant by that last part though, "you'll be paying a more than just money"? Oh well, maybe she was just crazy. Haha! You cashed out of the store and headed home, planning out how you'd woo Brittany, the girl of your dreams tomorrow and more importantly how you'd get yourself laid. Laying on your bed, you grabbed the prepacked bowl on your bedside table and smoked up to give yourself some ideas. Maybe you'd take her to dinner and then bowling? No, that's too cliche. The drive-ins? Maybe, but there's probably something better to do. Laying down and now tired from the weed, you feel yourself drifting off to sleep. You try and fight it but eventually succumb to the urge.
While asleep, you have the weirdest dream. You'd been shrunken down and left to survive in your girlfriend's house. She had no idea you were there, and in trying to get her attention she'd nearly crushed you several times. Luckily you'd evaded them, until she decided to sprawl out on the couch you'd climbed to reach her. Looking up you saw her massive cleavage falling towards you and you realized this was it. Rather than try to run, you simply stood there and enjoyed the sight while you could. But just before she'd fallen onto you, you woke up.
Catching your breath you began to calm down, realizing it was just a dream. you went to remove the covers but found they were incredibly heavy. Weird. You struggled to lift the blanket until you realized it wasn't a blanket, but more like a tarp laid out over you to trap you inside. Crawling towards a faint light source, you popped out from under your prison and were met with freedom and a blinding amount of light. As your eyes adjusted, you looked around to figure out your surroundings. A pillow, meaning you were in bed, but... It was huge! Like, the size of a football field huge! Had you, shrunk? No that's impossible, but after looking around more you realized that all the furniture in the room seemed to be bigger!
But wait, who's room are you in?
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