“Piper! It's nine o'clock! Just because it's summer doesn't mean you can sleep all day, lazy bones!” Harper Black called outside Piper's bedroom.
“Oh god, she's trying to kill us. There's no other explanation. She is trying to kill us.” Lazy said from inside her head. Lazy, looked much like the Piper Black everyone else saw, but a few key details marked her out. She was covered in the biggest, baggiest gray sweatshirt and sweatpants. The sweatshirt had her name, 'LAZY' emblazoned in big black letters in front of it. Her black hair was split and frayed. She had exaggerated bags under her eyes and her skin was pale. “I vote we stay in bed.”
“You always vote to stay in bed.” Whined Fat. Fat was the youngest. She looked like, ten years old. Back in the day, Fat ran thing in Piper's head, until that age. But for the past 8 years, all of the others conspired together to keep Fat in check. Maybe that's why her looks never progressed beyond that point. Maybe she was just immature. But either way, Fat always schemed and conspired to get back to her former heights of power she'd known during Piper's 'chubby phase.'
The very word 'Fat' was emblazoned in red letters stretched along a too tiny T-Shirt that failed to even make it half way down her round blubbery boulder of a belly, and tucked beneath that was an unbuttoned pair of Jeans that inevitably left angry red marks in her tummy. “We should get up! Maybe Mom made breakfast! And if she didn't, that's just an excuse to have Pop-Tarts for breakfast!”
“I vote we stay in bed too.” Horny said. If Fat was the most childish of them, Horny was the most...adult. She was taller, and leggier than any of them, and the only one of them that could fit into a pair of skinny jeans, which she wore with a very deep cut black V-neck halter top. Like the others, she had her name written on her clothing. Unlike the others she had it written somewhere you couldn't actually see it with her clothes ON. She chewed on her index finger. “I was having the best dream about x...and that new girl we just met, Dakota? At the same time!” She purred with excitement.
“Gross, and also stupid.” Greedy cut in. Lately, Greedy had started to put on a white office shirt, a pair of black slacks, and a black tie. The tie was a clip-on, but she said it make her 'look professional.' Her name was marked with a little card clipped to her breast pocket that said 'Hello, how can I help you? My name is: Greedy.' And lately, Greedy had a one track mind. “Nobody is going to want to sleep with your gross ass when you're eating government cheese.”
“The government will just give you cheese?” Fat asked, wide eyed.
“Not the point here, Fat! The point is, we need to get off our ass and get a J-O-B Job. Which we'd have by now, if this bitch didn't keep getting in the way.” She said, jabbing her finger into Lazy's chest causing her tits to wobble. Lazy never put on a bra.
“Hey, don't pick on me. I just got up.” Lazy protested meekly.
Horny just crossed her arms under her chest, causing her boobs to roll up over her arms and rolled her eyes. “So we have a tie.”
Outside, in the real world, Piper Black just groaned and tossed and turned.
“Piper Black you get out here this instant. I did not yell and scream in agony for eight hours to bring you into this world so you could sleep in until noon!” Harper yelled.
Greedy grinned, seeing an angle to work. “You like that, Horny?” She asked, leaning in close and taking the taller emotion in by wrapping an arm around her shoulder. “You like the visual of our mom shooting a wet baby out of her...you know? Does that get you in the mood? Maybe have her join in your little threesome?”
Horny sighed. “Fine. We'll get out of bed...”
The vote tilted in favor of 'getting up' and so Piper Black started the laborious process of getting out of bed.
“OK, so first thing we should do, we should get in the shower, and then brush our teeth so we can look our best for the day ahead--” Greedy started.
“So we can attract boys? And girls?”
“No Horny, so we can attract employers. Employers with big, meaty...paychecks.”
Lazy started sulking into a depression, realizing this day was not going her way, and Greedy was going to call all the shots.
“I WANT BREAKFAST!” Fat shouted loud enough that the others had to cover their ears.
“OK, but let's just get a shower first and then we'll get--”
“I WANT BREAKFAST!”
Lazy smirked. Maybe Greedy wouldn't call all the shots today.
Piper ate an entire box of Pop-tarts for breakfast, and got int the shower.
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