Sakura Haruno: Okay...
I think I know where to put you, but you might not like it...
Sakura takes a knee.
Yu Chaba: Hey, what are you-
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Sakura wedges you in between the top of her left foot & her blue sandal.
SAKURA!!
WHAT THE HELL!!?
SH: Look, my pouches are full of kunai, you'll fly right out of my hair, and I am not putting you down my skirt or bra.
YC: So you stick me with your feet?!
I know, you know, that everybody knows, that feet are infamous for being stinky!
We've traveled for almost a week from the village, and I'm gonna guess that you haven't been able to properly bathe since we left, because I know I definitely didn't, and I can make water out of chakra.
SH: Would you rather be under my foot?
YC๐จ: N-no.
SH: I thought so.
Now quit whining & hunker down there!
I'm gonna look around for anything we could need on our way back home.
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With each stride of her left foot, you felt forces on you that you would likely never experience ever again... Hopefully.
SH: Just try to bear with it.
Think of it as... Training.
Yeah, training!
Conditioning Training.
YC: Crap... If I don't puke from the smell, her stride will make me...
After what seems like ages, Sakura came across a map of the thieves other outposts & dens.
SH: Hmmm...looks like they have a small outpost less than a day away from Konoha...and two on the way...
We should make it to the first outpost before sundown, so you might want to get comfy...
Exiting the armory, Sakura leaps for the tree line, proving that you could indeed experience something worse.
It didn't take long for her trek to make you get a face full of her damp, steamy foot flesh, which you fear could drown/suffocate you.
Sometimes you had the misfortune to get the mouthful of her pedal perspiration.
You didn't know what was worse,
You getting it in your mouth at all, or the fact that you actually were liking it.
Considering the boner you got pressed against her foot, it's hard for you to deny that you don't find feet to be sexy, especially Sakura's.
After what seemed like forever, Sakura stopped to look for the 1st Outpost entrance.
SH: It should be somewhere around here...
YC: Hang on, turn to your right.
SH: To the bush?
YC: That's not a bush, that's a tea tree.
SH: Now that you mentioned it, I do remember seeing these at your home garden...
YC: Exactly!
And that's kinda the problem.
SH: What do you mean?
YC: It's way too short to be a wild one. They can grow to almost 14 meters in the wild, but if you prune them properly, they would end up more like this size.
SH: Meaning someone is maintaining it.
YC: That's not the weirdest part...
There's still flowers on it.
First off, there's too many.
Second, the flowers are a bit too big.
Third, the color is way too yellow. You could see that from a far, even with untrained eyes.
And last...
It still has flowers in the middle of summer.
They ought to be gone by now.
SH: I know why there here...
It's a fake.
An artificial plant.
YC: That would explain a lot...
Is it me, or does that root look like a handle?
Using her kunai, Sakura investigates.
SH: I think it is...
This fake camellia is a marker for an underground outpost.
YC: There could be who knows how many inside...
SH: Looks like it's up to me to take them out...
Stick to my foot and you'll be fine.
As a precaution, you wedge yourself further under her blue sandal.
After the flurry of movements & motions from the fight, you realize that this was even worse than her leaping through the trees on you.
It didn't take long for Sakura to beat them all, so after sealing them away for their crimes, Sakura explores the small outpost, seeing even more valuables swiped by these no-good thieves.
SH: Finally, A bed...
Ahhh...
Laying down on the bed, Sakura slides her sandals off, letting them squish slightly to rest her heels on them.
SH: How you holding up down there, Yu?
Yu?
*Pfff!*
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Oh God, I didn't even think that could happen to you!๐
In the process of removing her sandals, not only were you moved, but you fell between her big & second toes, right into a mass of her toejam, which acted like quicksand on your insignificant body.
YC: SAKURA!!
HELP!!
SH: C'mon Yu, you can help yourself.
The more you struggle, the deeper in you'll dig yourself.
Just relax, focus on your chakra control, and you'll be out there before you know it.
In the meantime, I'm gonna lie down for a while...
YC: Damn it Sakura,
HELP ME!!
It was pointless.
She laid down completely, focusing on her personal rest rather than you trapped in between her toes.
YC: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fu-
In your panic, you inadvertently dug yourself deeper into the toejam, sinking deeper in as your breathing room started to collapse.
Oh crap!
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I'm gonna die in a hunk of toejam!
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Why like this!!
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NO!!
You won't die here, Yu!
Just gotta follow Sakura's advice...
Relax.
Focus on my chakra, it's an extension of me, and has allowed me to walk on water...
So how hard could this be?
After making an effort, it proves to be fairly hard, but not impossible, even for you.
YC: ๐ฉ...
It's really hard...
But I am making progress!
Just gotta keep pushing on
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What the hell?
Did something just touch-
OH FUCK!!
Dead body!
There's a dead body in here!
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That's not important right now!
What is important is that I keep moving...
Because I'm starting to run out of air...
Putting everything you've got into escaping, you emerge from the heap like undead from a grave, working your way out until you were completely out of the mess you were in.
From exhaustion, you carefully sit down, contemplating your next move.
1) Get Sakura's attention, either directly(eyes, ears, etc) or indirectly(Touch, sensitive area).
2) Explore.
Either the outpost or Sakura herself.
3) AMBUSH!!!
That corpse wasn't alone.
Fight for your life!!!