Yu Chaba: Now that I thought about it, all the fighting & chakra I used sure worked up an appetite...
Sakura Haruno: Same...
At least carrying you with me took no effort whatsoever...
YC: Is it really carrying me if you used your feet?
SH: Would you rather next time I use my ass?
YC: No!!
SH: Then quit complaining...
Now, let me just put you here, then we could see what kind of food they have in this dump...
(Sakura placed you onto her left clavicle, then she got up to her feet, heading towards the kitchen)
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YC: Damn!!
Never thought I'd miss her feet...
Thank goodness she's only walking a short distance in here...
SH: Let's see what they've got here...
Leftover rice,
some vegetables,
Shrimp paste? Okay...
Most of the protein in here is either rotten or molding over...
All I see are some soybeans...and half a dozen eggs...
YC: Check the cupboards & pantry, they might have something good.
SH: Good call.
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Hmm...
Just a bunch of canned & jarred fruits, vegetables, mushrooms, soups, stock, stuff like that...
YC: That can't be all that there is...
SH: Hold on...
Looks like we got a few cans of mackerel.
YC: Well, it's better than nothing...
SH: I think I can work with this...
YC: Well then, I'll just nap a little bit on your clavicle while you cook.
SH: Lazy little gnat...
You aren't even going to offer to help?
YC: What could I possibly do to help you with anything, let alone cooking at my current size?
Season your meal with myself?
SH: That sounds like a Chunin looking for an excuse to not do anything because of a setback...
YC: You think you'd be able to do much at this size?
Imagine if we both were reduced to this size...
It'd probably take us months just to get to this outpost.
SH: What you're saying is true, but I mean, don't neglect your body & skills just because you're all tiny now.
Lee almost got crippled for life, but even while he was injured, he didn't just give up, he pushed through!
And with Lady Tsunade, he's back to pushing himself past his limits.
The guy can't even do ninjutsu or genjutsu, but he made it all the way to the Preliminary Round of the Chunin Exams on his first try.
YC: Oh yeah, that's right...
I forgot Preliminary Rounds were a thing, cause we didn't even do them...
SH: Y-You didn't have any Preliminary Matches?
YC: Yeah no...
Apparently, the Lady Mizukage thinks that holding Preliminary Rounds outside of the Three Stages undermines the talents of promising Genin.
And since the Final Round would ultimately be the deciding factor as to whether we advance or not, everyone that made it to that point could participate.
Honestly, I don't think I'd be a Chunin had it not been for that attack on the Finals from a large group of Missing-nin...
It wasn't nearly as bad as what happened in our village, but some of them surrounded the Mizukage, so me and my opponent had to work together to help her fight them off...
We both ended up advancing to Chunin...
According to the Mizukage & the other proctors, we worked well together despite being enemies earlier...
SH: Damn...
Not only does that sound so much better than what we went through, it actually makes sense...
YC: There was also some extra rules for the Final Stage.
Each Genin could fight into up to three matches in total.
If you win all three matches, you are guaranteed to be advanced to Chunin.
If you lose all three, you are disqualified.
If you win once, but lose twice, the decision falls to the Proctors & Mizukage.
Same if you win two, but lose once...though I'd imagine your odds would be better...
But, if you win or lose once, you still have a chance of advancing if they see you fit to be Chunin.
Hidoi won all three matches, and she took down 3 missing-nin by herself.
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SH: Hidoi Fūma, right?
I heard that she's a beast of a Wind Nature User...
And the only one to consecutively tie with Tenten on being actually with a shuriken...
YC: She did beat that Hidden Sand Genin...
Hidoi said she actually broke a sweat facing her...
SH: She fought a Hidden Sand Genin in your Chunin exams?
YC: No no no, Sutekina beat a Hidden Sand Genin.
I'm talking about the one who's little brother turned into a monster and wrecked the place.
SH: Temari?!
She beat Temari!?
YC: Yeah, that's what her name was...
I remember her other brother calling her that...
Sutekina & I had to beat that guy 2-1...
Well, if you don't count his puppets...
SH: I didn't even know your team was back in the village when that all went down...
YC: We kinda weren't...
Heard a whole lot of commotion on our way back...
Sensei Tensai went on ahead to figure out what the hell happened, but she spotted a pair of people she didn't recognize running through the trees, so she had us investigate.
Having a Hyuga for a sensei sure paid off back then.
I'm sure you understand something similar with your sensei, yeah?
SH: Yeah...
Having the Copy Ninja sure saved our butts more times than I can remember...
Just as I'd Imagine having the 5K Sniper as a Sensei would be...
YC: Yeah, she'd keep a distance from me & my team for us to feel as much on our own as possible...
But if a bad guy got too close to taking any of our lives, well...
Pop!
Chakra infused bullet straight through the brain stem.
SH: Did anyone ever get close to her?
YC: If they did, it's because she wanted them to...
She got a bit bored every now & then when we went on missions, so sometimes she'd have herself in the position to face some missing-nin head on...
I heard Neji beat Hinata half to death with the Gentle Fist, but believe me, Tensei Sensei is a whole different league...
Imagine the Gentle Fist, but each hit is like point blank pistol fire with the occasional assorted chakra nature change.
SH: I'm imagining it, and I instantly regret it...
So, how many rounds did you & Sutekina Orimono win?
YC: Sutekina won 2/3, and I...
I didn't win a single round...
2 losses, 1 Void for interference.
SH: Well there you go!
You should strive to be a better fighter.
Be it Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, or Taijutsu.
YC: Do you see how big I am now!?
I probably can't even stub someone's toe at this size!
And the most my Ninjutsu might do is sting a bit...
As for genjutsu, I might as well crawl into your ear and try to drive you crazy.
SH: You do that, and I'll end you...
YC: You get what I mean though, right?
All my dreams of being a respectable ninja flew out the window the moment I got shrunk.
I can't hope to help protect you or anyone from anything, let alone a puny ant...
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If I can't get back to normal size...
I might as well quit being a ninja.
SH: You're serious?
After you fought & passed the Chunin Exams...
You'd just quit?
YC: Sakura, the size difference between me & your face makes Hokage Rock look like a school project.
I might as well be someone's pet for safekeeping...
Know anyone in the market?
SH: Enough with the self deprecation!
You want to quit?
Fine.
But decide that after we get some answers on your situation.
Even then, you can still do a whole lot, even in your condition.
YC: Whole lot of what?
SH: Training.
Just because you're all small now doesn't mean you can just forgo your training.
YC: Ah uh...
That's what you mean...
I guess you're right...
Hell, if Guy Sensei or Rock Lee were in my situation, they'd be ecstatic to train at this size.
SH: I think you're right!
Well, I think dinner is ready...
(Sakura finished plating her meal of blackened mackerel w/ egg fried rice)
YC: Mmm!
Smells delicious!
It's a shame that I can't enjoy a plate of it all on my own.
I'm not Choji after all.
SH: I think you'd need the entire Akimichi Clan to tackle this much food...
Assuming they're all around your size.
YC: Sakura...
Do you really think that the Akimichi Clan could have a way to get me back to normal?
SH: Honestly, I'm not entirely sure...
But they're likely your best chance.
YC: I think I have to agree...
Well then!
Looks like it's time to dig in-
SH: Hold on!!
YC: What!?
SH: I've been thinking it over in my head...
It's possible that you might be too small for your digestive system to work properly.
YC: And if it isn't?
SH: Then we'd either need to make the food you eat easier to digest, or...
YC: Or what?
SH: You might have to be on a particular diet all together.
YC: So, in your expert opinion, what should I do in terms of food?
SH: Hmm...
1) Sakura figures that it can't hurt to try and see if you can handle normal-sized solid food.
Be careful though!
Sharing a plate with a giantess can be as dangerous as it is errotic.(Vore/Near vore/Mouth play/etc...)
2) Sakura hypothesis is that you simply need to eat food that is already broken down to an extent.(Premastication/Feet mashing/etc...)
3) Sakura comes to the logistical conclusion that you aren't able to eat nearly all food due to your condition, so you will need a different diet all together.(Liquid diet/Lactation/Other bodily fluids/etc...)
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