You force your diapered mother to shamble over to the living room so you could look through her eyes through the psychic link and see if anything is on TV. When you reached the living room, you saw that the television was occupied by your pathetic cousin Jenny, the teenage girl who still needed diapers.
"Hi, Aunt Tina!" The little ragamuffin said, smiling.
"Fool! Your auntie isn't here! Now turn off those infernal videogames! I desire pre-programmed televised entertainment!" You said.
Jenny let out a disappointed sigh.
"Aw, it's not Auntie Tina, just Sollos..." She said.
"That's Sollos the Magnificent to you, you little roach!" You barked.
Telekinetically, you tossed little Jenny across the room into the love seat on the other side. The little roach girl screeched in terror and soiled herself instantly. You telekinetically disconnected her game system and turned on the TV. You flipped through the channels, but couldn't find anything good.
"Damnation! There must be some cartoons on one of these infernal channels!" You said.
You just wanted to watch some kiddie cartoons, after all. You may have been a hyper-intelligent freak of nature but you were still a baby, and nothing would've pleased you more than some Muppet Babies or maybe Shrek. Sadly, no decent cartoons were on at the time.
"No! This is unacceptable! No cartoons at all!" You shouted through your mother.
Jenny cautiously crawled behind you.
"Well, Sollos the.... the Magnificent... We have some Blu-Rays... and there might be some cartoons on the Internet..." Jenny suggested.
You thought for a moment. On the one hand, the roach girl was onto something, maybe you could relax and watch a Blu-Ray or something... But on the other hand she was like a cockroach to you, unable to fully comprehend your desires. Part of you wanted to go punish the TV stations for not catering to your every whim, after all. You were Sollos the Magnificent, and anyone unable to fulfill your desires had to be punished!
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