It was a beautiful Aftermornooning in the multicolored, melting paradise of Dimension X, where lived a little white rabbit who went by the name of the April Hare. Her alarm went off at exactly 27 and 3/4ths o' Clock, which was early for her, and the rabbit sprung out of her waterbed with all the vim and vigor you'd expect from a dimension hopping rabbit with all the power of the multiverse.
She stretched, letting out an enormous yawn, and cheerily said, "What a beautiful time to be alive! I feel like I could kick a girl scout clean in the teeth and not get a drop of blood on my toes!"
Whatever she meant by that was anyone's guess, but she made sure to put on her best bowtie and wind her watch before she skipped down the stairs sideways and into her bathroom, where she pulled a mackerel and a tube of garlic paste out from under the sink. She poured the paste on the fish and used it to "brush" her teeth, then she smiled in the mirror and exhaled a foggy green cloud that caused her reflection to get sick and pass out.
"Perfect!" She laughed, and skipped out of the bathroom, "Now to decide what I'll be doing this fine today."
April Hare wandered up and down a few impossible corridors and around a dozen or so bizarre hallways until she found herself in her living room, which was home to a giant dart board, a six foot lava lamp, and a couch sitting inside of a giant fish tank amongst other things. She jumped into the tank and sat down on the couch, fishing between the cushions until she could find a dart. She closed her eyes and flicked it across the room to land on the dart board, which was covered with numerous post-it notes that all had seemingly random things on it.
April Hare reached behind her ear and pulled out a sticky note that had been skewered by her dart. On it was written her plans for the day, which were...
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