“Our females are extremely endowed compared to the females in your universe. In contrast to images I can find of the women in your old universe, they look like stick figures. Even the most surgically advanced women I can find in your V.I.’s database are below even what we would consider small.”
Shepard shook his head, this all had to be some kind of dream. First the worm-hole thing, then the A.I. (that as far as he knew were illegal) contacting him out of nowhere. Finally, it was saying he was from another universe and that all the women here have disproportionately huge body parts and cocks to go with them. He started to worry, thinking maybe his air filter is defective, and all of this is a delusion from a lack of oxygen.
But then John thought of another possibility, this is all a prank. It had to be. If he really thought about it, then things started making perfect sense. His sister was able to pull some strings and acquired a shuttle that had some kind of virtual effects worked into it. No doubt, he would be freaking out on camera so Jane and all of her friends could laugh about it later with the extra humiliation added with trying to get him to believe he was in some freaky universe as well.
His sister, Jane, was always torturing him when they were kids. She would pin him down and dangle gross bugs over his face, or she would carry him in his sleep to some scary place like the attic or basement. She did it all: hold him down and let her fat friend kiss him, give him noogies and wet willies in the halls at school so the other kids could lough at him, the list went on and on.
But she never gave him more than he could handle, and would always defend him against those who would. Despite everything, she cared deeply about him; and in some weird and twisted way, that was why she tortured him so much. She was always stronger and more adventurous then him, so she took it upon herself of toughen her brother up and get him more ready for the world.
Out of nowhere, the V.I. screen died on him, and then EDI spoke up again.
“I have to delete all information from your ships memory, we can’t have any evidence you’re from another universe get out to the public, unless you want to end up like a lab rat. You should also refrain from giving away any clue you’re from another universe, so that less people will think you’re crazy. Good bye, John. I look forward to seeing you soon.”
EDI cut out. The vessel’s autopilot took over and docked in the citadel. “Sure EDI, like I’m going to fall for any of that.” Little did he know just how different things would be.
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