"OKAY! I'm sorry, I'll do it... just please don't hurt me!" Contradicting your pleas, she lifts her foot over you dramatically, preparing to stomp you into paste. "I said I'll do it! Please, I'm sorry!" You shouted, fearing for your life. "Bye bye, little bug" was all she said before she dropped her parking lot sized foot down on your measly 1/8th of an inch body. You braced yourself for impact, and sure enough it came. Her ginormous foot came down in the blink of an eye, crushing your tiny body into a tiny red stain. Or, that's what you thought would happen. She did step on you, rather hard too, definitely enough to kill a bug. But, there was something she didn't tell you. You see, Shyanne would never want to hurt you. She just wanted to scare you, so she didn't tell you about the invincibility aspect of being shrunk. She may have gone a tad overboard, though...
After stepping on you, Shyanne burst into laughter. "BAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE! IT WAS PRICELESS!" Too caught up in her laughter, she forgot where you were, and why she was laughing so hard in the first place. Wiping tears from her eyes, she says "Wait, where'd you go? Oh! My bad, James" After remembering that she was standing on you, she turned her foot toward her face and grabbed a chair with her other hand for balance. Almost bursting into laughter again, she looked at you, plastered to her pale sole, just before peeling you off. Now standing up straight, she placed you into her palm of her hand. "Jesus, Shyanne! You scared the hell outta me!" With a giggle, she says "That was the point, silly! And it was hilarious!" laughing to yourself a little, you thought "Maybe it was a little funny..." After a small silence, she starts the conversation again: "So, how'd you like being under my foot, little man?"