"Oh honey, Mike. Look what you've done now!" Denise said as she followed her now golem out the front door he'd just knocked down. Unfortunately after he'd left the house the 7ft tall stone golem not only wrecked the front door but the wooden porch as well.
"I'm sorry Denise but this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't ordered me to leave the house to..."
"No, don't try to turn this on me, the inside and outside of our ranch home wouldn't have been wrecked if you hadn't turned yourself into a bulky golem for your research. Now you know I love and support you in your writing endeavors but you can't just turn into something that will destroy our home."
"But sweetheart..." Mike carefully stepped forward and bent down to kiss his wife on the cheek with his stone lips. He left quite a bit of dirt on her cheek, she smiled in spite of herself and said, "Don't you 'but sweetheart' me mister. You're not getting out of this one that easily. You're going to have to pay. And since you're a golem and have to do what you're told I want you to fix the front door and the porch and don't come in until you do."
"As my mistress commands." Mike said blankly before saying, "But honey that's going to take the rest of the day."
"And I don't want to hear any whining, to talking until you're done, got it?"
Mike mouthed, 'As my mistress commands,' and bowed before getting to work. As Mike began some heavy lifting Denise patted her husband on his stony butt. "I'll get to work cleaning the inside, after all at your size you'd probably just make it work. I'll turn the tv up loud enough for you to hear, but it's going to be my shows so you'll just have to deal with it."
Denise went inside and turned on the tv. She watched a few talk shows as the went to work fixing their home, and as the sun set she switched to the one of the couples guilty pleasures, a big makeover show centered around spoiled beautiful people. Not only was it kind of fun for being an obnoxious train wreck that was fun to riff on, but it also provided a bit of inspiration for the couple when they had their own personal fun with the shapeshifting medallion.
Mike was going through the motions of getting the last part of the porch fixed and reinforced when he started paying attention to the show. Apparently they were making over a spoiled rich girl by making her look even more vapid. "Now wear these heels to accentuate your beautiful legs to show of your 5 foot tall frame." Mike chuckled to himself, High heels to look 5 feet tall, poor girl. but as he thought this he realized his body was doing something it had heard and taken as a command. Mike began to shrink from 7 feet tall to 5 feet and when Mike realized his shift in height he looked down and saw his legs were no long giant and jagged rocks, but smooth and seemed to be wearing heels. Mike's eyes widened as he realized what was happened and tried to call out to Denise, but then remembered he couldn't speak until he finished working. Knowing this Mike tried to double time his work speed.
But he still had quite a bit of work to do and the makeover show was still being heard loud and clear.
"We're going to give your glorious blonde hair extensions." Suddenly blonde locks gushed out of Mike's stone head.
"We'll give you the finest moisturizers in the land." Mike's stone body suddenly became smooth and softer.
"And of course the best implants money can buy." Mike suddenly sprouted two decent sized boulders on his chest.
He heard the whole makeover and by the end of it he looked like a kind of weirdly stiff moving beautiful woman. Suddenly there was a loud CLANG on the wooden deck. Mike looked down and sighed as he saw the medallion had fallen to the ground.
"And that's it for this weeks extreme..." *Click* Denise changed the channels to some movie channel mid film, "...now you get out of here and don't come back til you've learned your lesson." With eyes full of panic Mike felt his body turn and begin walking away.
Before he got out of earshot Denise suddenly called out, "Mike! I've finished up in here! Come on in and we'll get you fixed up!" Mike sighed in relief as he waited for his still feminine though still golem body to listen to it's command.
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