You walked into the change room with your miniature workout clothes in hand, ready to get buff and take the world and all the stank by storm! The moment you walked in, however, you noticed that the locker room stank a very familiar smell, the smell of farts, shit, and sweat. The sweat, you understand, this being a gym and all. The fart and shit, however, was out of place in a regular changing room.
It was at that moment you realized a sign on the wall that read:
Large Women's Changing Room, For Those who Need a bit of Extra Space
You knew you had to get out of there, but then you heard the entrance open and you dove for an open locker on the floor, diving and rolling to the back to stay out of sight. You heard the idle chatter of a couple of women in the locker room, mainly talk about boys and working out and shit. You heard a woman say, "Huh, why is my locker open?" before closing the locker you were in, locking you in an empty locker, showing you that she probably just messed up.
Thankfully for you, however, that meant you were unlikely to be caught and could probably escape when the locker room was completely empty, but that's when _________.
A: A woman opened the locker and put her huge gym bag inside, both polluting the air but also giving you an option to escape from.
B: You decided that you actually enjoyed the smell of sweat, farts, and ass, and decided to use your predicament to your advantage and smell all the smells you could.
C: A woman opened the locker and put her outdoor shoes inside, but considering it was boiling outside, the smell of sweat was permeating from the shoes.