Prima puts you on massage duty for the day. For someone who was hundreds of feet tall, this wouldn't be a problem. But for a human, to say it was quite a workout would be an understatement. You spent the next eight hours traversing across the backs of various monster women, rubbing and massaging every inch that you could. For the ones with ordinary skin, it was at least bearable. But the ones covered in scales left your hands looking like raw hamburger, and as for the ones covered in fur, it was like being lost in a forest. But eventually, your shift ends, and Maggie comes to pick you up. She places you between her breasts and drives back home. "So how was your day, dear?" She asks "Exhausting." You say "Prima put me on massage duty."
"Well, it's over with now, and you can spend the rest of the day relaxing with me." You chuckle "That's what I look forward to." Later that night, you and your family were enjoying a nice dinner, discussing how each of your days went. "So honey, any luck with this Specter character?" You ask Maggie "Still nothing. Whoever it is, it's like they can walk straight through walls." Maggie turns to Sapphire and asks "How was your day sweetie?" But when Sapphire opens her mouth to speak, all that comes out is the sound of a rooster crowing. Needless to say, this really confused you. "What was that?" What was even stranger, was that Maggie reacted as if nothing weird was going on. She just said "That's nice, dear." Before returning to her meal. "Maggie, did you just hear what came out of our daughter's mouth?"
"Of course. She said she aced her math test this morning. Why?"
"But I could have sworn..."
Suddenly, there's a loud popping noise, and where your wife was sitting, there is now a gigantic flamingo. You rub your eyes, only to see that you're not hallucinating. You turn around to see that your daughter is now a blue kangaroo.
"What's going on around here!?"
Suddenly, you here a high pitched laugh, and a female voice says "Confusing, isn't it?" You turn to see what appeared to be a human woman, dressed in a black and purple jester costume, her face colored white with black lipstick and eyeliner. "Who are you? Did you do this?" You ask angrily
The jester woman grins. "What's wrong? You don't like my work?" She levitate a few inches off the surface of the table, and begins flying around you in circles. "What are you?" You ask "You're my size, so you can't be a monster."
"Oh, there are many who would disagree on that. I can be any size I want, do anything I want, and what I want right now is to have some fun."
"Just who are you, exactly?"
"I'm your worst nightmare. But just call me Kltpzyxm."
"Call you what?"
She sighs in frustration, and pronounces it slowly. "Kill-tip-see-zim" "Well, where did you come from, and why did you do this to my family?" She smiles and shrugs "I came from the tenth dimension, and I did this out of boredom mostly.I hate boring, and nothing amuses me more than screwing with the minds of three dimensional beings."
Now you were getting mad. She did this just for entertainment? That's got to be the dumbest thing you've ever heard. "You grab her by the collar and lift her up off the table.
"Change them back now!"
You soon realize your mistake, as the next thing you know, you're the one being held, hundreds of feet in the air as a now giant Kltpzyxm is squeezing her first around you.
"Nuh uh uh, you shouldn't threaten a lady, especially one with god-like powers. Tell you what, let's play a game."
If it meant getting rid of this inter-dimensional Harley Quinn knock off, you'd try anything. "Fine. What's your game?" "If you get me to say my name backwards, I'll disappear, for say, a week or so. But if you don't get me to say it within an hour, you and your family become my playthings." It suddenly occurs to you that this scenario seems familiar. Didn't you see this in a Superman cartoon before? An idea forms in your head, and you inwardly smile to yourself.
"So, what do I have to do to get you to go away again?"
"Get me to say my name backwards."
"How can I say it backwards if I can't even say it forwards?"
"No! I have to say it!"
"Say what?"
"Mxyzptlk!"
POOF!
Suddenly, you're sitting on your dining room table, eating dinner, with your wife and daughter back to normal. "Dear, did something just happen?" Maggie asks. You smile. "No, nothing. What's for dessert?"
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