The Agreement
Kyle was more than a little down on his luck. He thought it was bad enough when he lost his job, but everything just seemed to get worse from there. Already living pay check to pay check, there was no way he was going to be able to pay rent for his apartment this month, and his landlord was as unforgiving as they come. No doubt he would be out on the street within the week. Having just moved into town to "start a new adventure", he had no real friends yet, and no family to fall back on. Needless to say, he was SOL.
Running a hand through the short brown curls of his hair, he searched the internet, hoping to find some solution to his problem before the internet company cut him off from lack of payment. He sighed as he felt like tugging his hair out at the roots. "I don't need a job 3 months from now, I need something now..." He needed something to hold him over, and that was assuming he could get any of these positions in the first place.
"Maybe there's something in the classifieds... Hopefully people still use the newspaper for odd jobs..." Dejectedly, the 22-year-old forced his lanky body into action, making his way to the apartment door, happy to find as he opened it that at least the newspaper company hadn't yet stopped their services. Taking the paper back in with him, he tore through the classifieds, crossing off ad after ad, until before long there was only one ad left.
"'I've never really tried anything like this,'" he read aloud, "'but I'm totally looking for a new roommate! Sorry Ladies, but I'm looking for a guy who needs a place to stay! Hehehe! If you're interested, and you agree to one tiny, little something, you can stay for free! Here's my number...' I'm surprised they even printed this... if even actually says, 'Hehehe,' I mean, come on... This has gotta be some kind of joke. There's no way anyone could take this seriousl--" Just then Kyle was interrupted as he was suddenly standing in darkness; the electric company had apparently waited long enough to get payed. "*Sigh.* That's it then... I guess it's this or nothing... I wonder if I have enough money for a payphone..."
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Kyle sighed as he made his way to what was hopefully (or more correctly, 'going to have to be') his new home. He was glad at least that the woman (Jessi was her name) seemed nice enough, and they had gotten along fine, but he was more than a little uneasy about the fact that she wouldn't tell him what the agreement for free rent was until he came over. He shrugged his backpack up higher on his shoulders, the relatively small bag filled with all that was left of his possessions. "At least I made enough money selling stuff off to pay the bill collectors, but this is sort of depressing..." He tried to shrug it off as he made his way into the apartment complex, an old, somewhat aged building in the suburbs of the town.
Reaching to press the elevator call button, he grimaced as he noticed an out of order sign claiming the elevator would be back in service as of May 25th. "That was over a month ago..." "Glad" to see that his luck hadn't changed, Kyle made his way up the six flights of stairs to his new apartment, building up his courage before finally knocking on the door.
As the door flew open, Kyle didn't even get a chance to say "hello" before he was being smothered by a huge pair of breasts. As he panicked and tried to pull away, the woman assaulting him only seemed to squeeze him tighter in a horribly strong bear-hug. "Like, oh my gosh, you really came! This is gonna be soooo awesome! I've done like, a bunch of adds and no one has ever called, and now here you are! And you're not too bad to look at either! Hehehe!"
Kyle in the meantime could barely comprehend her continuous stream of jabbering as he was left with nothing to look at but Jessi's massive cleavage. Past the panic, he couldn't help but enjoy this a little bit, though a fine film of sweat that was being transferred from her boobs to his face kind of killed the moment. When she finally loosened her hold, Kyle came up gasping for air as he finally got a good look at her.
The first thing he noticed was of course, her breasts. At his eye-level, pale white flesh surged and swelled out of the top of a slightly dingy looking spaghetti string top, the white fabric fighting for dear life to hold back her massive mammaries and barely succeeding. At 5'10", Kyle wasn't used to having to look up at people, but Jessi definitely required this. Somehow she was slightly more than a head taller than him, her smiling face framed with blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail beaming at him with 'smiling' green eyes as he realized she was waiting for him to say something.
"Umm... uh... Hi, I'm Kyle... You must be Jessi, right?"
"Yepyep, I know silly! It's sooo awesome you came, KyKy! Come in, come in!" Kyle was about to make a comment about not especially liking the nickname, when he was decidedly distracted as Jessi turned and walked back into the apartment. Though her waist was slightly pudgy, and her Breast Gods had given Jessi way more than a fair share, apparently her lower half had been slightly even more blessed. Clad in a pair of tiny pink boy shorts, her booty exploded from her back like a shelf. Kyle watched, hypnotized, as the massive behind jiggled and jostled like twin jello molds as her cheeks attempted to escape her boy shorts out of the top (and with half of her crack showing, they seemed to be succeeding).
"So whatdayou think of your new home?" Kyle was forced out of his stupor as she turned back to face him, the door closing behind him as his eyes washed over the apartment. One wall was taken over by a small kitchenette and an even smaller bathroom. The rest of the one room apartment was apparently being used as a living room/bedroom/and dining room all in one. A small bed sat opposite a large TV, and Kyle couldn't help but notice that the place was a complete pigsty. Almost every inch of the floor was covered in, by the smell, dirty clothes, and over half the bed seemed to be strewn with discarded taco rappers/bags from Taco Bell.
Appalled, but knowing he needed to keep on Jessi's good side, Kyle took the easy way out. "It's umm... well... it's cozy, I guess."
"Aaww, I knew you'd like it!" Kyle was beginning to be amazed by both the tomboyishness and the air-headedness of this girl. "Come on, sit!" Feeling more than a little awkward, Kyle took a seat at the corner of the bed, noticing how big the TV was in this tiny space just before Jessi plopped herself down right next to him. He couldn't help but fidget as he noticed her thighs and butt rubbing up against his, as his eyes once again lingered on the pile of Taco Bell refuse.
"Did you have someone over a little while ago?"
"Oh, that Taco Bell? No silly, I bought us dinner, but then you took a little longer than I thought you would and I got a little nervous... And I get hungry when I'm nervous, Hehehe. Umm, I think I made sure I left you one..." Kyle's eyes grew wide; she had eaten enough tacos for a whole family!!! "Ah, here it is!" Jessi triumphantly pulled a squished softshell taco from under the pile, thrusting it into Kyle's face as it tripped with grease.
"Umm... No thanks, I ate before I came over."
"Oh, I should have told you I got Taco Bell! Oh well, if you don't want it, more for me! I don't know why my doctor says I shouldn't eat these, they just taste sooooo good!" Kyle watched in mute fascination/horror as Jessi barely got the wrapper off before she scarfed the taco down practically whole, smearing cream cheese and taco grease around her lips and even dropping a dollop onto her cleavage with no attempt to wipe it off.
"So, Jessi... What is it I have to agree to to live here?"
"Oh, hehehe, I was so excited you're here I forgot to tell you! If you decide to live here, I'll totally let you stay for free, and even pay for anything you need or want! All yooou have to do, is be my live-in boyfriend!"