"I just *munch* don't understand," Susan said, taking a pause to chow down on her chicken sandwich. "I'm, like, the perfect woman, so why can't I keep a man for more than a month?"
"That's because you end up eating them," Her friend, Courtney, said.
"I only eat them because they do something stupid," Susan said, taking a sip from her drink.
"Maybe you should date one of the nerds, then," Another of her friends, Rachel, said.
"I'd love to see how that would turn out," Courtney said.
"Maybe I should," Susan said, "I'll be back in a moment, girls."
Courtney and Rachel both rolled their eyes as Susan got up and started making her way across the cafeteria. Susan towered over everyone else. Standing at 6' 5", she was taller than all the women and 99% of the men. Due to her peculiar diet, she was fairly hefty as well, weighing just shy of 300 pounds. Her weight was spread fairly evenly, with her breasts, belly, butt, and thighs all being large, soft, and squishy. Her face wasn't much to talk about, but not unattractive either. She had brown hair, brown eyes, and pleasantly plump cheeks. While some students turned to watch, most kept their head down, not wanting to draw Susan's ire.
She soon arrived at the nerd's table, where many of their faces had paled in response.
"Hello, boys," she said. "No need to look so nervous. Y'see, I once again became single not too long ago, so I wanted to see which lucky one of you wanted to ask me out."
The group sat in stunned silence, it was well known that Susan preferred the athletic type, so it was a bit of a shock for her to switch it up to this. Finally, the silence was broken when a small, freckled boy with dark red hair spoke up.
"S-Susan," he stuttered, not even looking up from the table, "W-would you go out with me?"
"Hmm," she said, placing her hand on her chin, "You are pretty cute. I'll give you a chance, but if you do anything stupid, well, you can guess what'll happen. So, what's your name, cutie?"
"It's ugh... It's Evan."
"Nice to meet you, Evan, now hand over your phone. I'll put my number in so you can let me know where we're going for our date on Saturday."
"D-date?" Evan said with a gulp.
"Didn't I tell you not to ask anything stupid? *Sigh* I guess I'll give you a pass just this once. You asked me out, that means you're taking me on a date. It doesn't really matter what it is, just make sure to show me a good time."
Sarah took Evan's phone and plugged in her info before giving it back.
"Make you to let me know, ta-ta, cutie!" She blew Evan a kiss before walking a way. A few of the other boys patted him on the back, more out of condolence than congratulations.
Soon enough, she sat back down at her lunch table.
"So," Rachel asked, "How'd it go?"
"I have a date planned for this Saturday," Sarah said.
"Congratulations," Courtney said, "Let's hope this one lasts."
Susan went about her day patiently until she finally got a text from Evan, letting her know they'd have a date at...
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