It's early morning on a beautiful day in Quahog. Peter has left for his job at the brewery and Chris is in school. Meg stayed home today because she needed a day off from being tortured by her classmates. Lois is downstairs doing some cleaning when she hears crying at the door.
"What is that sound? It sounds like...crying!"
Lois walks to the door and opens it, only to find exactly what she suspected; a baby (you)!
"Oh my god, who left this here? What's going on?!"
Lois bends down and searches the blanket that you've been wrapped in for a clue but finds nothing.
"Awww, it's a such a cute baby boy!"
Despite the shock at such a huge surprise, Lois can't help but feel a little lucky to have this happen to her. She's wanted another baby for so long but Peter is always too busy with his beer and cutaway gags to spend any time with her lately. Stewie seems to be spending all his time with Brian, so it will be nice to have another baby who is reliant on her.
"Wow, listen to me...I sound like I'm going to actually keep him. I'd better ask Peter about this. In the meantime, I suppose I'll have to look after you, won't I?"
Lois picks you up and cradles you in arms, closing the door behind her. You're a pretty well behaved baby; you haven't cried since you laid eyes on Lois.
"I wonder if he's hungry. He looks too young for baby food and Stewie is out of the formula phase already, what can I do?"
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