All around you, Noreen's breasts rippled. The laughter of the goth queen and her friends was like thunder that pounded against your ears, as you were squished and cajoled by two massive mountains of fat on either side of you, almost like you were trapped in a colossal moon bounce. And as she laughed and your surroundings jiggled, your body became loose and you quickly descended down the crack of her cleavage until you were just about to pop out of her shirt and fall hundreds of feet to the ground below.
"Shego! Shego!" you screamed in panic. You doubted she would hear you now when she couldn't before, but you were desperate. Even if you survived the fall--fat chance--the club was so crowded that you could be crushed underfoot without anyone even knowing! The edge of her canyon loomed perilously before you. "SHEGO!"
You popped out of her cleavage like a cork from a wine bottle and plummeted downwards.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh--"
*plop*
You hit her coffee like a pebble dropped down a well. For a few seconds, only bubbles, nigh invisible to the gigantic, monstrous women around you, rose to the surface of Noreen's drink. Then, taking a powerful gasp for air, you surfaced from the dark depths of her coffee. You survived? You survived! You couldn't believe it! Old Man Reaper wasn't coming to claim Rick Rowling today! No siree, Bob! Sure you couldn't get the taste of bad coffee out of your mouth, it was surprisingly cold, and the smell of the drink was like an all-out assault on your nose, but still! Now all you had to do was get out of the giant cup of coffee before Noreen accidentally ate you alive! ... Wait.
Furiously you began to paddle to the side of the cup. At the same time, the goth girls' laughter began to die down.
"Ooh!" Morose said, a wicked thought coming to her. "If she wants to be a grandma so bad, you know who Shego's mom should convince to ask her out?" Morose asked with a smirk. "Little Ricky Rowlings! I'm sure she'd walk down the aisle if he was the one asking!"
You were so shocked by this you actually stopped swimming and accidentally gulped down a mouthful of overpriced coffee. What.
Noreen scoffed. "Pfft, as if." She tried to keep her contractually obligated look of sullenness plastered on her face, but you could actually see a slight blush come over her cheeks.
"I dunno, Mor," Dusk said, a playful gleam shining in her eyes. "You really think a human like him would go out with... a man-eater?!" Dusk asked with mock disgust.
In the coffee, you remained still... WHAT?!
"Shut up, Dusk," Noreen said, her blush rising. "You know I don't like people mentioning that!"
"I think Little Ricky would be too scared that Shego would want to put him in her belly instead of a baby," Dusk went on, ignoring her friend's embarrassment and joining Morose in a fit of giggles.
"Ugh," Noreen groaned. "Yes," she grumbled in an annoyed tone, "I used to eat humans. It was a phase. Everyone did it in Terrordale, and my sister helped me kick the habit, now can we please stop talking about it?"
"Yeah, c'mon, Dusk," Morose said. "We've tormented the poor girl enough."
"Yeah," Dusk said, "I suppose I can't hold it over her head now that she's joined a more civilized society. You're still welcome to join my band, my carnivorous friend."
Noreen sighed in annoyance. "I swear, I will never eat another human again so long as I live, if only to be spared your jokes."
In your coffee prison, you let out a sigh of relief. You were certainly glad to hear that. Granted, not as glad as you would've been if you had heard her say, "I have never eaten a human in my life. Period." But you'd take what you could get.
Suddenly you were yanked out of your thoughts as the coffee began raging around you in waves like an ocean in the midst of a storm. It took you a second to realize what was happening, but when you did, you felt your heart drop.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh nonononononononono!
Noreen raised the coffee to her mouth. In front of you, her black lips parted, revealing the gigantic pink carpet of her tongue, teeth as big as houses, and a black void in the back that led to certain doom to all that fell down it. Before you could do anything to save yourself, a tidal wave of coffee swept you up and carried you into the vast cavern of her waiting maw.
"SHEGO!" you screamed. "SHEGO DON'T SWALLOW! SHEGO IT'S RICK! PLEASE STOP!"
But it was no use, the coffee was sucked down her gullet like a whirlpool, and you were caught in the pull. You frantically paddled against the current. It couldn't end like this! It couldn't--
*GULP*
The pink walls of Noreen's throat squeezed you down hundreds of feet amidst of waterfall of coffee. You thought the fall would never end, but then you and the coffee landed in her stomach with a splash. Your heart beating frantically, you looked around your surroundings. You thought her stomach was huge on the outside, but inside it was a pitch black ocean that stretched on as far as I the eye could see. The smell of bad coffee mingled with the chewed remains of giant food that floated around you like islands made of pepperoni pizza, double cheeseburgers, and, seemingly, an entire chocolate cake.
You couldn't believe it. She ate you. The entire reason you moved to this town was to avoid being eaten by giant monsters! And now you were nothing more than an unknown crumb swallowed by the Queen of the Goths. You needed to get out of here fast, before...
Suddenly, Noreen's stomach rumbled deafeningly, and her stomach acids began to churn. You hopped onto a floating piece of hotdog and began screaming your lungs out.
"SHEGO!" you yelled, your voice echoing off the walls of her stomach. "SHEGO! HELP ME!"
Meanwhile, outside of her stomach, Noreen licked her lips and placed her empty cup of coffee back on the counter.
"Wow," she said in amazement, unaware of the tiny cries for help resounding in her gut. "This... this is the best cup of coffee I've ever had."
Dusk snickered. "That swill? Get out."
"I'm serious," Noreen said. "It tasted so good... Actually... it tasted kind of familiar... almost like... like--"UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! "
Noreen let out the biggest belch she had ever made. Instantly, the blush returned to Noreen's face. On either side of her, her friends stared, open-mouthed. Seconds past. Then all three of them started laughing as if it was the funniest thing any of them had ever seen.
"Bravo, girl! Bravo!" Dusk said, clapping. "Now why don't we do some dancing?"
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