Chapter #7Meet the Sterankos by: Unknown Noreen opens the door and you look forward from her cleavage and then look up to see the largest pair of breasts you ever seen. They made Noreen look flat chested by comparison. You then look further up to see the face of a grayish green wererhino blonde who utterly dwarfed Noreen in height. You immediately recognize her as Susan, Noreen's mom.
"Noreen," says Susan as she forces Noreen into a hug. "Look at you. You've really matured into a fine looking woman." Noreen grunts in pain and you gag. Not only are Noreen's breasts being squeezed together, crushing you, but you have Susan's even bigger boobs in your face and threatening to squish you. Thankfully Susan lets go of Noreen right before poking her in the left breast. "You've finally got the Steranko chest," says Susan. "It took you long enough. Did I tell you that my bosoms came in when I was little more than half your age. Didn't take Whitney that long to blossom."
Noreen simply rolls her eyes. "It's good to see you too, Mom." Noreen looks down as her spriggan father, Grayson walked in. You could not believe it. Sure, Grayson was 300ft tall, so he was still a giant monster, but he was less than a third his daughter's size to say nothing of his height contrast with his wife. How did an ugly spud like him get his hands on that pachyderm statue? "Hi Dad." Says Noreen. Grayson doesn't answer his daughter and you see he has a grim expression that looks frozen on his face, just like in the photo of him. Would it kill the guy to smile.
Susan pushes against Grayson with her foot. "Grayson," she says forcefully. "Say hello to your daughter." Grayson just lets out a grunt before he walks into the living room. "I see he's in a good mood today." Says Noreen. What's surprising is that Noreen didn't sound like she was being sarcastic. Susan lets out an annoyed grunt. "Sourpuss. Whitney and Xander have already been married for five years and he's still a grouch about it. But you can't blame him. I mean, when Whitney took the little guy to meet us, I didn't expect him to be... so microscopic." She said that last word in an almost condescending tone. You let out a groan and then Susan walks further into the house as Grayson takes a seat in the heart-shaped easy-chair and puts his fingers together like Sherlock Holmes.
"Ugh," says Susan. "Hate what you've done with the place. It looks like the set of a horror movie." "Please, take a seat Mom." Says Noreen. Susan takes one look at the couch and is disgusting. "No thanks," she says. "I'd feel really uncomfortable sitting on a couch that looks like a giant brain. Susan then notices Delirium and Delirium seems to hiss at her as Susan looks in surprise. "What is it with you and those carnivorous plants anyway?" Susan reaches towards one of Delirium's vines but Noreen stops her. "No! Don't do that. She doesn't like having her vines touched." Delirium even growls at Susan, prompting the older were rhino to roll her eyes. "You know," she says. "That's a bad sign. I have a feeling that that plant is going to be the first of many. You turn 25 in four months, Noreen. The clock is ticking."
Noreen actually lets out an angry grunt. "You're seriously going there again." "In my opinion," says Susan, sounding as if she's giving an order. "Being 25 and unmarried is a red flag." Noreen pounds her fist on the table, startling you from in between her breasts and Grayson just looks away while snapping his fingers to turn on the television. "You always go on and on about that crap," says Noreen. "Need I remind you, Whitney was much older than 25 when she married Xander and she's still more than young enough to..." "Except she put herself in a such a bad situation. Second in command of the KDP. She's not a nurse, she's a babysitter for a bunch of vegetables. I have nothing against hybrid kids, how do you think you got here? But Whitney doesn't want to be a mom. Heck, even if she did, who would look after the children while she's at work. A father the size of a toy?"
"Yikes." you think to yourself. Now you see what Noreen was talking about. Since Whitney's in a position where she can't bring up a child even if she wanted to be a mom so it's on Noreen's shoulders as far as Susan's concerned. Annoying busybody was putting it mildly.
What you were surprised about was that Susan didn't notice you in her daughter's cleavage. What was she, blind? Then you remembered something. Wererhinos had terrible eyesight. One time you saw Noreen bend over on the library floor because she said she dropped a contact lens and in that photograph of Whitney, Whitney was wearing glasses. But from the looks of it, Susan didn't appear to be wearing either. You could understand that she's most likely too vain to wear glasses, but not contacts either? Obviously Noreen got her brains from her dad.
Noreen just rolls her eyes. "Look," says Susan. "I'm not that crazy about Xander myself, but at least Whitney is married. You don't even have a boyfriend. More than seventy different species of monster in this town and you can't find a date? I think you've been spending too much time in the library. You'll never bag a man that way. There's a beach nearby. From the looks of your skin, you could definitely use a trip there. I met your father on a beach." "Because some beach bullies buried him up to his neck and you accidentally sat on his face." Says Noreen. In the background, it almost sounds like Grayson is laughing at that, but stops when Susan stares at him.
Suddenly, you manage to squeeze yourself out from between Noreen's boobs and gasp for air before Susan's ears twitch. "What the?" asks the older wererhino. Susan turns her head and squints her eyes before she reaches into her own cleavage and takes out a case for contact lenses. Once Susan has her contacts in, she notices you and looks in surprise. You gulp nervously and Noreen slaps herself in the face. "And here comes the oil for the fire."
Susan gives Noreen a slight glare. "And when were you going to tell me? You could've told me sooner before I made an ass of myself." You would make a wisecrack about that choice of words, but chose not to. "Mom," says Noreen. "Meet Rick." Hearing your name caused Grayson to move his eyes to face your direction without even turning his head as he gave a suspicious look. Susan meanwhile lowers her head and sneers at you.
"Well, Rick. I hope there's a good reason for you being in my daughter's cleavage. Are you Noreen's boyfriend?" You were definitely not Noreen's boyfriend but would it be such a good idea to tell the truth in your position.Then again, nothing would do you any good since you're dealing with such an obvious windbag. Noreen seems to be just as curious to your response as her mother.
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