Now, onto bigger and furrier things! To start, a savoury starter of fluffy guys:
Cool Cats: Maybe life's got you down, but as an alley cat, you can make it work. You can make anything work. If only your boss thought so too. As the economy turned south, so did the prospects of you getting your job back, and with it your girlfriend and your newborn kid. And as days turned to week, and those weeks turned to months, and those months turned into a warning from your landlord, you became desperate. Eventually, you turned to the oldest profession in the world. And while your smooth words can rope the ladies and gents in, the sight of your gangly and perhaps malnourished body seems to turn a lot of customers away. And that's not including the fact that you're not exactly packing. Some nights, you imagine yourself as a veritable Adonis. You'd have the bod, the job, the house, the girl and the babe. And some nights, you sit in your empty shithole of an apartment and whip out the little guy to pity fuck yourself with your hand.
A story originally on Muscle Growth: Go Nuts Guys.
Lone Wolf: Drink it up. That's what you've come to do in your free time. Abandoned, alone, what's a red wolf like you to do? Your pretty girlfriend skipped town on you months back, seems just like yesterday though. Job's not much better, stuck as a police officer in the worst cesspool in town. S'not so bad though, you got... that plucky kid as your partner. Okay, maybe it is that bad. You've come to shun, maybe even fear, others, scared of getting hurt like how she hurt you. You've also got a knack for being in places you shouldn't. When are you going to get it together? You're not getting any younger, Red.
A story originally started on Muscle Growth: Go Nuts Guys.
A Vulpine Mind: If you carry over the three... Born with wits and not brawn, you're a little fox who's not so ready to take on the world. You'd rather much hole up in your little office on the university campus, shying away from all the attention. The last thing you want to do is stand up in front of a group of people, watch as they look over your pathetic little frame. But alas, as a grad student, you've got a tutorial to lead once a week. What you'd give to be just a little more confident, to be every bit as 'cool' as your boyfriend makes you out to be.
A story originally started on Muscle Growth: Go Nuts Guys.
The Nemean er... Narcissistic Lion: Perhaps your life is already set. As a lion born into a wealthy family, mumsies and daddy are rolling in dough, enough to satisfy your narcissism. You've always wanted to get big, using your family's money for hiring the best trainers around and all the supplements you could ever want. And over the years you've built quite the body, rolling pecs, a tight eight pack, burgeoning arms and thick legs; you're the envy of every guy around. But it's never enough, you don't simply want to be big. You want to lord over everyone, flaunt your size like it's your birthright - which you firmly believe it is.
A story originally started on Muscle Growth: Go Nuts Guys.
[Note: The above four story branches are rife with formatting errors due to WritingML code not carrying over while copy-pasting. I'll work to alleviate this over the next little while.]
Les autres: Yeah, yeah. Cats, wolves, foxes, lions... Yawn, seen it all before. Luckily there are plenty of mammalian friends to go around.