You give an evil laugh. "I know," you say. "We'll stick with curse #69. If there's anything Destiny hates more than me, it's men in general. If we give her a magical gender bender, she'll... or rather he'll crack like a gargoyle egg." Lockette is a little uneasy about that plan. "I don't know about that, Wade," she says. "Destiny will be really mad." "What are you worried about?" you ask. "There's no way that big blue creepazoid will realize it's us. Just dial." Lockette lets out a sigh and dials on the phone before she holds it up to you.
"Hello," says a female voice on the phone. "How may I help you." "I want curse #69, Gender Switch, placed on my most hated enemy; Warden Destiny T. Sirtis." You snicker to yourself as Lockette moans. "Wade," she says. "Not a good idea." Once your order is placed, you hang up on the phone and Lockette holds it down. She sees Icy coming and then throws the catalog to the side as Icy goes to get her phone back. "Uh," says Lockette. "Lose something, Icy?" Icy lets out a sigh. "Thank goodness," she says. "That phone is new." "Well," you say. "Now get lost, Articuno." Icy gives a scoff and storms away with her phone. "Aren't we a Mr. Sassy today."
You give an evil smirk as the curse will take effect soon. Later the day goes on like any other prison day, except that you decide not to try and escape at all, something Destiny takes notice. She watches you like a hawk for the rest of the day and is puzzled when you don't make a move. Soon, it's time for her to punch out and the warden is somewhat suspicious. "Belladonna," she says. "Wade didn't try to escape even once today. He's up to something, I just know it." "You're just being paranoid, Demona." Destiny just holds up her claws and even seems to give Belladonna the finger. "Between you and Wade," she says. "It's a wonder I haven't been committed to the KDP by now." With that, Destiny walks away and Belladonna gives a smirk. "Now there's an idea."
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That night, Destiny returns to her house and is in bed snoozing away, unaware that a transformation is taking place. The next morning, the gargoyle's alarm clock rings and Destiny slams down on it as she gets up and lets out a deeper yawn than usually. Destiny then stumbles into the bathroom in order to brush her fangs, but then she looks in the mirror to make a startling discovery. The spell had worked and Destiny was now a muscular male gargoyle, complete with slightly shorter hair and what looked like stubble on her or rather his chin. The newly transmogrified Destiny was so horrified that he felt his chest and groin area just to confirm he wasn't dreaming before he gave a loud scream.
The now male Destiny dropped his jaw and looked in horror at what happened. "What the hell!? I'm a guy!? How did..." Suddenly, Destiny realized something and then grit his teeth. His eyes glowed bright but instead of being red like they usually are, Destiny's eyes glowed pitch white as he realized what happened. "When in doubt, blame Wade! I don't know how he did it, but he's ****ing dead!"