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Chapter #4
Magic Catalog
by: Unknown
Destiny stares down at you and you pray that she believes you. However, Destiny just lets out a scoff. "You'll prove it huh? Yeah right! I'd sooner trust Loki than you. I know a liar when I see one. You must think that I'm a complete idiot! Forget it! You're staying right where you are and for every escape attempt, you'll add more time to your sentence. I better not catch you trying anything funny today, or mark my words, Wilson, you're gonna regret it." Destiny even gestures that she's watching you and then walks away.
"Shit!" you yell. "That damn gargoyle saw right through my act." Lockette lets out a yawn as she stretches her neck up. "Well," says the Loch Ness monster giantess. "At least you tried a less provocative method of trying to escape for once." You stomp your fault. "I swear," you say. "If it's the last thing I do I'll get my revenge on that Demona! I'll never be able to escape with her big blue butt on my back all the time." "Wade," says Lockette. "Didn't Destiny warn you that she'd boil you alive if she heard you calling her "Demona" again. She's getting really sick of that nickname." "Well it's her fault for looking the way she does. All she needs is that stupid tiara. Damn! I've got to find a way to get past that bitch. Every time I've tried to escape, she's shot my attempt down. Just yesterday she ruined my rocket to the moon plan." "You tried to build a rocket out of a beer bottle. Boy did Destiny chew that guard on Level 1 out for sneaking booze into Under Gloom." You then bang your head against a bar. "If only there was some way I could get back at Destiny for all the hell she's given me."
As you're trying to think, you hear wheels moving. It was the day of the week where one of the guards brought books to the prisoners. Not that you were interested in anything. This week it was Icy's turn and she wheeled the cart in as Lockette looked at the choice of books. "Hmm, which of these looks interesting, Wade." You let out a scoff. "You're an idiot, Lockette. Wasting time reading instead of trying to bust out." Lockette browsed through the books. "Hmm," she said. "Don't you have any new Cadence Deadman books? Or anything by Olga Rowling?" You roll your eyes but then you notice something and climb up Lockette's tail and slide down her neck and see one book in particular that stands out. It was a dusty book wrapped in mummy gauze with an angry face on the spine. The spine read "The Catalog of 1000 Curses". "Lockette!" you yell. "That book over there!" Lockette noticed the Catalog and realized something. "How did that book get in..." "Who cares!?" Lockette shrugs her shoulder and takes out the book.
Lockette then holds up the book and blows off the dust as Icy leaves. In the process, Icy unknowingly drops her cellphone. Lockette looks through the book and is shocked. "Oh my gosh," she said. "This is a magic catalog. It says here that all you must do is call the number on the first page and tell them the curse you want cast on your enemy." You give a smirk. You look in to see that there are some particularly nasty curses in this book. "This is perfect," you say. "Perfect." Lockette just raises an eyebrow. "There's just one problem? We don't have a phone." You then notice Icy's phone on the ground. "Icy dropped her phone!" you yell. "Grab it you reptilian cretin!" Lockette let out a sigh. "He treats me like a dog," she thinks to herself. "But he's the one who barks."
Lockette grabs the phone with her tail and pulls it into her cell. "Game over, Destiny," you say wickedly. "It's time for revenge. But which curse." "I don't know Wade. A lot of these curses are nasty. First there's Curse #29: Yo Mama. The target of this curse for every time they hear a joke beginning with "Yo Mama So Stupid", the target will perform the action mentioned in the joke and progressively get stupider. Note: This curse only works if the target is indeed a mother." You let out a laugh. "Perfect. Destiny's a mother."
"Wait, Wade, there's more curses. Such as Curse #10: Junk in the Trunk. This curse will cause the target's rear end to rapidly expand and become larger." That sounded good to you too. Which curse sounded better?
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