"Neither!" Shouted Jake, and soon Footgirl entered the room.
Every thug Megabutt had was soon kicked and toejammed into submission, until finally it was her and Megabutt.
"Footgirl, what's a weak little lesser villain doing in the temple of goddess?" Megabutt demanded.
"I've been in debt to bird brain here for two long, now it's time to pay off that debt."
"You really think you can beat me?"
"Honestly, no. I'll admit, your ass alone is much stronger than me. But I didn't come here to fight you. I came as a distraction."
"What?" Megabutt turned around to find her captives gone, and when she got ready to absorb the traitorous Footgirl into her ass she realized Footgirl was missing.
Outraged, Megabutt expanded her glorious glutes and absorbed the beaten thugs into her butt. She then clenched her cheeks together to crush them. With her thirst for vengence not quite quenched, Megabutt was about to serve up a nice, tall glass of extreme pain for Birdboy and Catgirl, or as she now knew them, Jake and Beth.
"We were lucky to get out of that," said Jake. "Thanks."
Jake, Beth and Footgirl all stood at the top of a building overlooking the city. Megabutt would not catch them, not immediately at least.
"Alright, my debt to you is paid," Footgirl said angrily. "Next time I see you I squash you like a bug. Got it?"
"Got it," Jake said. "Thanks."
Footgirl smiled, and raised her foot to kick Jake in this face before taking off. Beth rolled her eyes, but then grew curious.
"What did you have on her?" She asked.
"I saved her life once, now she did the same. I wouldn't count on her doing it again."
"I never thought she'd do it once. Now what do we do? Megabutt knows who we are now."
"Relax. She lost the element of surprise. We'll be alert now, it'll be hard for her to catch us again. Let's just go back to business as usual."
And so it was back to business as usual. From the smelliest stinkbomb to major supervillain attacks, Birdboy and Catgirl were on their toes with brand new masks and everything. It was remarkably quiet after their encounter with Megabutt, when suddenly Beth found herself in an alley fighting four thugs.
Soon, they were all lying facedown on the floor, beaten senseless by Beth.
"Huh, how do these people call themselves criminals?" Beth asked.
"Actually, they call themselves distractions," said a deep, masculine british voice.
Beth turned around, grabbed a cat shaped blade and threw it right behind her, but it landed in the wall as Beth realized no one was standing there.
"Nice try, love," the voice said again. "But you'll find that stealth is my specialty."
Beth turned around only to see a massive, firm butt wrapped tightly in black fabric right before her face. She was then blasted back into the wall by a loud, raunchy fart. After hitting the brick wall and falling to the floor, Beth saw her tormentor. A handsome, muscular man in a tight black bodysuit which really showed off his firm behind.
"Such a pretty face, no wonder my mother wants it in her butt."
"Who are you?" Beth demanded.
After a brief chuckle, the man replied by saying "I'm The Gasassin."
He then lifted a small sphere from his weapon belt and threw it at Beth. The air was soon filled with the smelliest knockout gas known to man. Beth slowly drifted into unconsciousness, and the last thing she saw was The Gasassin's cocky smile.
"So I get to keep her as my slave?" Gasassin asked his mother.
"Of course, my boy. Besides, it's Birdboy who REALLY deserves a taste of MY buns."
"Good. She's in my torture chamber now."
Gasassin left his mother's side to have some fun with Beth, his new fart toy. Then, watching Birdboy trying to sneak into the lair through one of her security cam's, a pleasured tingle formed in her butt cheeks as they were anxious to grow.
"Polly want a cracker?" She laughed as she waited for her prey.