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Chapter #3
The Frumptious Bandersnatch
by: Unknown
As the tremors get closer you look up to see a pair of yellow orange dingo-esque feet and a long orange and yellow furred fox like tail. Then you feel something fall on on your head, it looked like a potato chip. You look up to see a pair of asteroid sized breasts in a crimson bikini top and shoulder length purple hair. You realize this could only be one monster.
This was Carmen, a gigantic bandersnatch, a monster resembling a dingo/fox hybrid with long thick fur. Carmen was a surfer and well liked by the others, even Reimu and Baku because she was someone of a jokester. But you tried to avoid her. As demonstrated with the chips she was crunching on as she walked froward, Carmen had an appetite that could put a minotaur's to shame. You mostly see her at Mesa's grill and stacked up enough plates for a human to build a skyscraper to reach to the sun. It was a wonder that she wasn't three times as big as a sumo wrestler by now. Presumably it all went to her large chest. That scared you. Carmen would eat anything and you weren't sure if that included humans.
But it wasn't Carmen's appetite you were most concerned with at the moment because Carmen almost stepped on you. "Carmen!" you yell. "Wait!" Carmen stops and munches a few more chips before she looks down, sees you and steps back. "Sorry about that Stephen mate," says the bandersnatch in her Australian accent. "I sometimes forget that one of the lifeguards is the size of a crumb. Speaking of which." Carmen then picks up that chip she dropped on you and eats it. "It's lucky for you I stopped when I did." "Yeah, I was almost crushed." "Not that mate, you'd have dropped dead from my foot stench first. These things are rank enough to start the Bubonic Plague anew."
You let out a laugh at Carmen's joke. "You going surfing?" you ask. "Don't you have to wait an hour after eating." Carmen lets out a laugh. "That's a myth Stephen and besides, I already checked the ingredients. These chips weren't made from Devil Fruit." You laugh again before Carmen finishes her snack and throws the bag into the trash. Then she stops herself. "I wonder what Mesa's cooking," she said. "That's my third bag and I've still got the munchies. If I had a tapeworm I'd have eaten him by now."
Before you can giggle this time, you tug on the tip of the bandersnatch woman's tail. "Uh Carmen, I have a question I've been meaning to ask since I met you." "What's that mate?" asks the bandersnatch. You shiver as you get ready to ask the question. "Well, since you seem to like eating just about anything, I was wondering... what do you think of humans.
Carmen opens her mouth wide to show her terrifyingly sharp teeth before she gives you her answer.
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