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Drove to work and he remember that he have the coin in his pocket. During the car ride both of them talk.
"Son. I know the money is good, but you need to find a better job than that bar."
"I know mom and I will try to tell my boss that, and I need another breast pump again."
"Another one? That was the seventh one in two days. You making more milk than a cow."
"I know and it feel weird but if I was pregnant with more babies I'll drown a swimming pool in a few minutes."
After that words came out of his mouth. His mom turn on some music.
******
The car stop in the back of the bar and his mom saw two lesbian kissing each other and she turn to him.
"You won't find a wife in this place son."
"One girl did like me and when she found out I was pregnant she even like me more."
"Get her phone number Jack."
Jack waddle out of the car to the door and the lesbians saw him and they blew him a kiss and he enter the door. In the backstage area the girls were dress in the theme of the month it was Stars Wars and they were in princess Leia slave dress in return of the Jedi. Jack have to change to wear the dress and went to work. The place wasn't a full house but it was half. The bartender was getting hit on by the woman and Jack was getting his butt slap a few time and he didn't care. One woman saw that he was pregnant and tip him greatly. The bartender wave Jack to come over. He waddle and they talk.
"They don't read the rules. No butt slaps. I should made the sign bigger."
"Lisa don't. I got used to it and I get them back by my milk cannon latter at night."
"That why you look happy when you finish milking yourself. I thought it was the orgasm?"
"Both and I need to talk to the boss about my job"
"About the slaps?"
"No. It something else, it about my mom bugging me about f."
"HEY WHERE MY DRINK PREGGO?" Jack turn to see a woman in the corner of the bar yelling for her drink. He grab the drink and waddle to the woman.
"Thanks you knock up bitch. Next time I want a drink from a preggo like you, I drink your tits." Jack wanted to kick her in the face but he felt something was wrong.
"What wrong sugar. You don't feel alright?" Jack said in a southern bell voice. The girls help him to fake a female voice and the girls were shock that he did on the first time.
"My girlfriend cheated me with another woman and she have a things for preggo."
"Sorry to hear that. If you see her in hear let me know. I have a thing to tell her."
Jack waddle back to the bartender and they talk again.
"Sorry Jack. She didn't order anything." She was cut off by Jack.
"Her girlfriend cheated on a pregnant woman. She felt angry on her and took it out on me."
"I see and speaking of pregnant woman. One just came in the bar." Jack turn to the door to see a pregnant woman. The pregnant woman waddle to the mad woman and she look at her and she wad mad.
"BACK OFF BITCH. YOU TOOK MY WOMAN!"
"She isn't your woman. You wouldn't let her go if you let yourself get pregnant." Jack was piss off at the pregnant woman. A idea came to mind. He took his hand to his mouth and whistle very loudly.
Both woman and the company in the bar look at her. He waddle very sexy to the angry woman and Jack talk.
"What the matter sugar? This bean pole of a woman bugging you?"
"Who the fuck is this bitch? What the hell do you mean bean pole? I'm eighth month pregnant with one." Jack giggle.
"One baby bean?" Jack turn to the pregnant and she did look small to Jack. "I'm only in my fourth month bean. I bet if your girlfriend saw me she dump you and come to me. But if any of you come to bug my girlfriend again, I will make both of you my pregnant sex slaves." Jack turn to the mad woman and kiss her. More like making out lesbian entering in a room, ripping off their clothes still kissing and landed on the bed continue to kiss. The pregnant woman waddle to the door and scream. "I"M NOT A BEAN POLE FATTY!!!" She slam the door shut. The whole bar was laughing like crazy. Even the mad woman
"HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH. I NEVER SEE HER SUPER PISS LIKE THAT!"
For a while she stopped laughing. Both walk to the bartender and order water.
"My name is Jack. What your name sugar?"
"Samantha and thank you for helping me Jacky. How can I repay you?"
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