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A combination of fantasy and flatulence
This choice: "That's Kathrine, my cousin."  •  Go Back...
Chapter #5

The Gassy Princess' Gassier Cousin

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Andaret couldn't help but laugh as she told Cyrus, "No worries, Cyrus - this is just my cousin, Katherine." Cyrus grabbed hold of Andaret's arm and helped her stand up. After Andaret straightened up, Cyrus replied with, "Your cousin? Does your cousin always blast you away with her butt?" Andaret and Katherine both laughed at the same time, and Katherine responded, "Ya got that right, mister! But it's not just me, it's her too - at least, she tries to, hahaha!" Andaret could help but quip, "That's only because you're more gas giant than girl, Kat." Katherine had a snarky smirk spread across her face. "Heheh, still got that fiery attitude, I see - it's good to see ya, cuz!" The two girls then embraced each other with a big hug, and Katherine turned her head to look at Cyrus.

"So, who is this guy, anyway? Your new boy toy?" Katherine asked Andaret. Andaret turned to face Cyrus as well, and replied, "Oh, him - nah, he's just my new bodyguard. He's assigned to be with me at least for as long as his contract stands." Katherine was surprised. "Ah," she exclaimed, "so he's a Guild boy! Be honest with me, pal, you ever expect your job to be anything like this?" she asked Cyrus as she lightly elbowed him in the arm. Cyrus was taken aback by Katherine. She's so... LARGE! Cyrus thought. I've never seen a woman with such large... uh, assets, before. She looks like she could crush me if she sat on me. Katherine proceeded to snap her fingers in front of Cyrus' face as she said, "Heelllooo? I asked you a question, Guild boy."

"Huh? Oh, right, I... no, Princess Katherine, I can't say I expected to see a visitor at the castle so soon after I started working." Cyrus answered frankly. Katherine laughed loudly as she pointed at Cyrus and said, "No no no, I'm not talking about me! I'm talking about having to put up with this fartsy little tramp ya got here, haha!" Andaret's face became a mix of angry and surprise, an she reacted by saying to Katherine, "Hey now, I am not a tramp, Kat - I'm not like you, I don't sleep around with any random man willing to put up with your foul rear." Katherine laughed once again and proclaimed, "Sounds to me you're just projecting now, cuz! I know you know that I know you've had plenty of men walk through these halls simply for the purpose of getting in bed with them."

Should I even be here to listen to this? Cyrus thought to himself.

"Hey, Guild boy - be honest with me, has this little stinker here done anything dirty to ya yet?" Katherine asked directly. Andaret's face grew red, and her demeanor more flustered. "H-He doesn't have to answer you!" Andaret stammered. "He is my bodyguard, that is none of your business!" Katherine leaned in to Andaret and said, "I didn't ask you, Ann - I asked him. He can answer it if he wants. So come on, Guild boy, spill the beans - did she or didn't she lay on the moves with you?"
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