As you enter the barn you hear a loud, deep masculine voice. "Oh yeah you like that don't you bitch." This is followed by loud mooing
You see a man with a clipboard leaning against one of the support pillars but the shouting is coming from one of the stalls.
The man approaches you and introduces himself "Hi I'm Jack or at least that's what everyone calls me. Who are you?
You give him your name and tell him your name. "Oh yes I've heard of you. Your that man who went missing 5 months back. I take it you've been living inside this mare here."
You ask him how he knows that. "Your stark naked, you smell like a horse and she's 18 hands tall. Also she's not the only horse here to practice unbirthing. This list I've got in my hand here has records for all the animals that reside on this farm. Also I have some personal experience."
Moments after he had finished speaking the stall open and your eyes open wide in astonishment at the site of something straight out of Greek mythology. Standing before you is an honest to God living breathing minotaur.
"Hey bro I'm done with this one, who are these two?"
At seven foot six with the chiseled physique of an Olympic bodybuilder. And then there his dick. It's a foot long and it's not even erect! You blurt out the first thing that came into your head. "Holy shit! Your built like a brick shithouse!"
The Minotaur laughs at you. "Bwah ha ha I love it when they say that. I like you buddy. Hi my name's Brick put her there."
He holds out his hand to you and you nervously grab hold of the dinner plate sized appendage.
"Don't be so nervous buddy I ain't going to hurt ya. So Jack what's the deal with this guy being naked?"
The three of you start a conversation as Bricks puts his pants and shirt back on. The man calling himself Jack explains how he was once unbirthed by a pregnant cow. Whilst in the womb he played with the unborn calf and was able to successfully transfer some of his DNA to it which resulted in Brick. You are very surprised to learn that Brick was technically only a year and a half old but was physically in his late teens which did a lot to explain his attitude.
Jack and Brick acted like best Bros though technically since Brick only possessed of third of Jacks DNA they were more like cousins. They had been hired by the Farm to breed some of the cows.
You asked if that meant the cows would become pregnant with minotaurs but Jack explained that the only way that minotaurs are born is if the one of the parents is human or deliberately splicing of human DNA into an unborn calf like what he himself had done. All the offspring from the cows Brick had breed with will give birth to normal calves.
You ask if there is any way to encourage Sweetie to get a mate for you. Jack looks at her records.
"Well first off her name's not Sweetie and secondly no I'm afraid not. According to her records here your her first occupant and shes had you for less than a year. Typically most animals will not unbirthing more than one occupant when first starting out. She is unlikely to find a mate for you until two and a half years. I'm sorry but you're just going to have to be patient."
You look sad for a moment but Sweetie picks up on it and gives you a quick kiss on the cheek. Jack and Brick say that they still have more work to do and leave you in the barn with Sweetie, maybe you will see them again another time. For now your attention turns back to what you came in here for.
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