"I have Bio. It starts in half an hour." Simon says. Henry takes a swig of beer. "Biology, eh? I thought you learned plenty about bodily functions last night." "It's not like that." Simon responds, almost defensively, "It's a pretty complicated class actually...." "Yeah, yeah, I get it. What I don't get is why you had to schedule it so early." Henry's speech is slightly slurred. "I told you to avoid classes before ten." "Only way it would fit in my schedule." Simon replies. "Nothing I could do." "Well mister 'beast tamer'," Henry smirks at his own joke. "If you're gonna go to class, you're gonna want to be leaving now. Living off campus has it's perks - but short commute times ain't one of them." Simon looks at his campus map, and realizes Henry is right. He quickly gets outside, and begins his 15 minute walk to campus.
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Simon arrives without a moment to spare. As he walks in, the biology professor is asking the students to take a seat. Simon finds one on the end near the front, and takes that one, noticing a number of instruments on the professor's desk, he assumes she's going to open the class with a demo. "and just think." he said to himself. "I might have missed the only interesting thing in this class if I'd listened to Henry."
Sitting up close, Simon is surprised at how pretty his professor actually is. He expects some old hag, but she couldn't have been over thirty. She had short blonde hair that gleamed in the classroom's lights and brown eyes that nicely contrasted the shine in their flatness. She was slightly chubby, but a good deal of the fat seemed to go to her breasts, which were around a C. She wore a white lab coat and jeans, with high black heels.
"Alright class." she spoke, "As some of you were undoubtedly told, most teachers like to start the first day of class with the syllabubs and ground-rules." she smiled. "I am not one of those professors. Unlike them, I, Professor Gray, like to start my classes with a bang." She goes over to a fridge near the side of her desk, and opens it, pulling out a petri dish. "On this petri dish, I've grown a bacteria colony - don't worry, it's not a bacteria that affects humans. I've spliced a certain genetic code into the bacteria, so that, when I add some sodium, they should combust... So, without further to do. I've got some sodium here," she holds up a beaker full of white powder. "And if I don't care about murdering a few thousand germs, which I don't." she pours the sodium onto the petri dish, which...