"Derpy do you REALLY have to do that around us" Bon Bon, her woof infront of her nose
Derpy and Lyra were round at Bon Bon's for their bimonthly eat n' sleep and Derpy had been farting non stop for the last ten minutes.
"Well, what do you expect me to do? Hold all my gas in until i explode, cos I think that would be um... badder than what i'm doin' now" Derpy broke off then, looking at her stomach which was rumbling as if a bomb was going off.
"Lyra!" Bon Bon said cowering away from Derpy and looking to Lyra for help.
"What? I think it's funny" Lyra said while in her typical slouch.
"But, but the smell" Bon Bon said in disgust
"Yeah it's not am bad as some of mine" Lyra added with a chuckle and a wink to Derpy who was looking quite uncomfortable but grin at Lyra's wink.
"LYRA HEARTSTRINGS! don't not talk about those things" Bon Bon whispered trying to maintain some dignity.
By now Derpy had reached full capacity, so she burst out both laughing and farting for what seemed like a minute destroying a cushion in the process. Derpy and Lyra continued to laugh even when derpy had finished farting.
"Oh gosh that funnnnnnnnnn" Derpy giggled
"Right, you've had your fun" Bon Bon said sternly "now I want you to promice me you won't fart anymore?" she was looking into Derpy's eyes after her last word.
I prom..." at that point Derpys stomach gave a load groan. 'Oh gosh i've got to fart again' she thought.
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