Ichigo was cleaning out the back room at Urahara's shop. After he and Renji got into a fight and broke some expensive stuff, Urahara was not happy. Well, he seemed happy when he said that he owned both their asses until they paid off the debt the had just racked up.
But, now Ichigo was going through the storage room of the shop. Urahara said he needed some stuff thrown away. Yeah, he probably hadn't been back here in god knows how long. Everything was covered in a thick layer of dust! Ichigo had made his way past the new stuff, all the way to the back of the room/ small ware house. Seriously, did he have some special dimension for just putting his stuff into so that it wouldn't clutter up his shop?
"Man. Whats even in some of these?" Ichigo asked with an annoyed tone. A trunk was in his way, and he didn't feel like climbing over it, so he tried to move it over. Surprisingly, despite it looking like it would be a bitch to move, it slid quite easily. "The hell?" Ichigo said as he opened it up, wondering what could have been so importent but so light that it needed its own trunk.
Ichigo was dissapointed. It was a scroll. A dusty ass scroll, but a scroll none the less. "What the hell is in this thats so importent?" He said as he pulled it out, coughing as the dust flew right in his face. Once he had gotten rid of the dust, he opened the scroll.
"Kido #0: The kido of control. To use this kido utter the phrase 'Come loyal one and rejoice, for the master has come for you.' while making a triangle with your index fingers and thumb at the person. This will make them fall into a hypnotic sleep, where the voice of the one who used it becomes their law." He read, squinting at the faded words. "Yeah right. Like it could work." He said as he rolled the scroll back up. 'But, if it DOES work, then I can get out of anymore work I have to do for Kisuke! Oh hell yes!' He thought, a grin growing on his face.
Making his way back to the front, he saw old hat and clogs sitting in the front, looking bored. Doing as the scroll said, Ichigo preformed the kido. Suddenly, Urahara sat up straight, and stopped moving. Going to see if it worked, or if it was just a fluke, Ichigo stepped in front of the man.
He then took a step back. Uraharas eyes were dull, almost as if asleep. "Hey, you ok?" Ichigo as.
"Just fine Ichigo-sama." Urahara replied in a monotone voice.
'Woah! It actually work!" Ichigo thought, eyes widened at this. "Well, Kisuke, when you come out of the trance, you let me go for the stupid debt that I owe you." He said, seeing if he could actually get back to doing something else that was important.
"Yes... let Ichigo out of debt." HE replied.
"Good. Now, when I... snap my fingers, you will come out of the trance."
"Yes. Snap fingers... breaks trance..."
Ichigo snapped his fingers, making Urahara shake his head, before he looked around, seemingly lost for a moment. Spoting Ichigo infront of him he smiled. "Ah, Ichigo. I see you've been doing so well with your work. And you haven't complained aloud like Renji has, so I'm going to make him work for the rest of it. You can go now." He said as he shooed Ichigo away with his fan.
Ichigo smired on the inside. 'Yes! No more working in the back!' He thought, feeling the scroll in his pocket. 'I wonder what else I could do with this.'
Unbidden, thought of the women he had met on his adventure so far srung to mind. And, being a teenager with hormones that befitted one, perverted thoughts came to mind. 'Yes, I could do so couldn't I?' He thought as he imagened the women around him kneeling before him, his own harem of slaves. 'Eh, why the hell not.'
Who does he go after first?