Snooki walked down the streets of Seaside Heights, looking for something to do. She spotted a flyer in a window for a new, super-fast tanning bed, and just couldn't resist.
"Hey, I'd like to try the new bed!" Snooki said, walking into the building.
"Well, sure, but nobody's ever used it yet," The desk attendant responded, leading her to the room. Inside the room, there was a large machine connected to the tanning bed. "It uses nuclear power or something like that," she mentioned, motioning for Snooki to lay on the bed. She removed her clothes and lay down, and the attendant closed the bed and turned it on. The machine whirred strangely as the lights turned on, and the sound grew louder with the lights getting brighter.
"Um, hello?" Snooki called, banging on the door, "I think something's wrong!" Suddenly, there was a flash and a loud bang. The door slowly opened, and the machine appeared unscathed. Snooki redressed and went out to the desk again.
"I think the machine broke," She said.
"No, it's supposed to do that, just look at yourself!" The girl exclaimed, pointing at a mirror.
Snooki was speechless when she saw her flawless tan. What would usually take multiple sessions to achieve was done in a matter of minutes! However; she noticed that her clothes seemed to fit tighter than before, and as she walked out, she hit her head on a hanging plant.
While she was walking back home, Snooki decided to stop at Taco Bell. She seemed even taller when she walked into the restaurant, finding it harder to sit down in her tight clothes.
After her meal, she went to the bathroom and nearly hit her head on the doorway, though she didn't notice. But as she was washing her hands, the sink mysteriously sunk.. No.. She grew!
"What's happening to me?!?" She exclaimed as her clothes started ripping. As she progressed, Snooki was growing faster! Within a minute she had reached the ceiling, showing no signs of stopping, and her clothes were shredded. Eventually, she outgrew the bathroom, breaking through the ceiling. When she was done, Snooki had grown to 80 feet tall.
What happens next?