The peace of the lightless room was only interrupted by a lone snore, muffled by the wrinkled covers of a certain 16 year-old ninja. His face was of the most blissfull relief, a large grin crossing his face near the whiskers, with both the bed's cover and his own, messy golden hair shielding his eyes from the light outside. Muttering in his sleep, he continued to twist, hugging the cushion so much, he bend his body, leaving a round rump to burst from the covers in all its half-covered glory. Out of the bright-orange pajama pants, came many inches of fresh blue cotton, ending with a thick tag attached to the waistband's very center. Had he been awake, he would have thought twice about shacking his hips as he did not on his sleep and less so now that his mother's angry steps could be heard outside the room, drawing closer by the second...
"One day, just one day waking up on time..." hissed a tall woman of endless, crimson hair as she crossed the distance between her and her son in a mere two steps "Naruto, this is your final warning!" she growled, yet the blond still snored, the large smile on his face almost stopping Kushina's finger as they moved to the ninja's exposed underwear "He has to learn, one way or another" she hissed, clenching her hand around the fabric "Naruto....WAKE UP!"
"AHIEEEEEEEE!!!" and so, Naruto Uzumaki, with his bright-blue eyes almost bursting out of his sockets, was launched off the bed, screaming and flailing around as he dangled by a growing carpet of blue cotton "OW! MUUUM!" he whined, trying to pull his pants back up to recover the little dignity he had left "I told you I hate alarm-wedgies!"
"The day you wake up early in your own, you will stop getting then. And besides, I am the one paying for your underwear!" snapped Kushina as she continued to bounce her teen soon with the ease of practice, until his pajama pants had fallen with the little pride he had managed to save "I can´t believe a son of mine acting like this..."
"T-Tsume-san told me you were not different" tried Naruto, before letting out a high-pitched scream as she was lifted a few more feet into the air, the cotton so far in, he could almost taste his own hanging wedgie!
"I will also have words with her soon..." muttered Kushina while fighting a blush "Now..."delivering one last yank, Kushina released her son's waistband, grinning as it snapped right over his stunned eyes, trapping the teen in a brutal atomic that saw Naruto twitching on the floor, with his hands clawing at the waistband in pain "...get dressed. You have a long day ahead of you"
Naruto whimpered and slowly rolled his eyes towards the drawer. Crawling his way there, he found, to his dismay, that his underwear reserve was in a new low. Yet he could not risk igniting his mother's ire again. Sighing, He took a closer look at the choices at his disposal