I can't believe it! Is the first thought that came to me. I will be going on my first date with Ashley Parker! But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's start at the beginning.
--My name is Samuel B. Walker. But call me Sam. I'm average height with dirty blonde hair and a very nice skin complexion. I'm a sophomore in high school and I am very introverted. I don't have perfect vision, but only need glasses to read stuff far away. I like to wear graphic superhero t shirts, jeans, and some converse, but sometimes I wear button up shirts. I have my dad, Ray, a restaurant manager. I also have my mom, Gale, a corporate desk jockey. I also have my older brother, the school quarterback, and his girlfriend Kara, the head cheerleader. I also have my sister, Lauren, who is okay if a bit bossy, and her boyfriend, a slacker/rebel with gauged ears, Howard.
--Now Ashley Parker, she's not prep level popular, but she is prep level beautiful/pretty/cute. She is pretty average too, but her dad is american and her mom is Japanese. She has the iconic black hair, but she dies the ends blue. She has her mom, Sakura, an English teacher. Her dad, Paul, is a construction contractor. Her older sister is Brittany and I never met her because she's in college.
Now, I've been trying to ask Ashley out for quite awhile. So when I get the chance, we go to the movies to watch something of her choice. She chose a B movie about astronauts that return to earth but find them all as women, planet of the apes style. But halfway through the movie, I start to have this weird digestive issue. I assume it has something to do with the popcorn or the soda. I want to go to the bathroom, but I don't want to leave. I don't want to inconvenience Ashley from the movie by telling me what I missed. But I really need to go.
So I...