Despite all the madness that’s happening, you decide that it would be best to head to Sugercube Corner. You knew sompony had to work there, so you were bound to get some help.
As you continue your walk through town you begin to think you’ll be lucky if you get there by next year. However the soapy roads helped a great deal, coupled with the fact the store was down past a very distorted hill. You plant your rump down on the slippery ground and let gravity do its work, before long the makeshift slide transports you to the doorstop of Sugercube corner.
You squeeze your puny little body through the crack of the door and step into the massive building. You find a variety of bitter foods along the shelves and display cases, which you found quite odd. For a place called Sugercube corner, you expected something more…sweet.
“And just what do you want? You came to laugh at me, didn’t you!” A voice makes you jump several feet in the air (Which was quite impressive considering your size). You watch as a grey pony walks from behind the counter. From her puffy hair to her flank a depressive grey coated everything; you had never seen such a pony.
“I don’t even know who you are!”
“They always laugh at me, that’s the only thing they every do! Well you wanna know what’s funny? This!” She smashes her hoof down on top of you, grinding you into the stone floor. “Funny ain’t it?” She lets out a fake laugh before bringing down her hoof once more. The pain was excruciating, and you didn’t understand how you hadn’t died yet. Perhaps Discord had not only shrunk you, but made you immortal too!
After a minute or so of her trampling she lets up, giving you enough time to comically unstick yourself from the floor. “I’m not here to laugh at you,” You plead, “I’m new to Ponyville!” She pauses a moment, wondering whether or not she should step on you again. However before she could decide the door burst open, and a slightly more colored pony rushed in.
“Pinkie Pie! I’ve think I’ve finally done it! I think the memory spell will work this time!”
“Oh come on Twilight, you’ve tried a dozen times already! Why don’t you just leave and let me get back to my fun!”
“Fun?” She gives her old a friend a puzzled look, until she looked downward and noticed you. “What happened to you?” She questions, snatching you from beneath Pinkie’s hovering hoof.
“Well…” You explain your incredibly long and chaotic story to the pony, in the end she nods at you.
“Discord has to be stopped! He’s the one who started all this like you’ve probably guessed, we tried to stop him awhile ago but it didn’t turn out quite well…”
“Well I’d love to help, but at this size I can't really do anything..."
“Right, I’ll just take you back to my house and I can get you sorted out. But first I should get Pinkie back to normal.” You watch in awe as her horn glows a bright purple, the light also envelops Pinkie Pie and within a few moments Twilight stumbles back exhausted.
At first it appears to do nothing, but soon you see the color return to her. As soon as she’s full pink she breaks out in laughter, apparently at nothing. “I knew it would work! Now come on, I’ll get you back to normal and then we can get the others and stop Discord!” But before Twilight could leave another pony races in, you quickly realize her to be…